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Monologue Mania Day #643 An Unusual Hobby by Janet S. Tiger Nov. 16, 2015
Squeamish alert - the following is pretty gross. If you want to skip it - there are 643 others at this moment.
An Unusual ...Hobby
by Janet S. Tiger
(c) 2015 all rights reserved
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(The girl comes onstage giggling, she is looking at a cell phone, watching something, trying not to look, but cannot stop)
I'm sorry, doctor, I am trying to control this! I know you gave me all those tips and tools and ways to breath deeply and meditate and I JUST CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS! Wanna see?
(Holds out the phone, laughs)
I know why you don't want to look! Because it's addictive! That's why I'm here! I just love watching someone.....popping pimples! There, when I say it out loud it doesn't sound quite so bad......I think.
I realize I've been spending a lot of time on this....but it is absolutely fascinating! Look at all the different pimples! Some are blackheads, others are whiteheads, but all.....completely and utterly satisfying!
(Completely happy) They splurge out like ....like....fireworks!
They ooze, and explode and some take many minutes to be completely emptied out.......
(Listens, points at the screen)
But I am not alone! Look, 6 million others looked at this, too! And I have news for you, doctor, I don't care what anyone else says about me......I have made a decision.....I'm never coming back to you.....this is my last session!
(She turns to leave, stops, looks back)
What am I going to do? I'm going back to school to become a dermatologist!
(Skips offstage to go into the pimple porn business)
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