Thursday, June 30, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #869 Free at Last (30 second version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 30, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!

            first year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 860!
 
Get  more great  award-winning monologues - 
MonologueZone.com
 If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day #869 Free at Last (30 second  version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 30,  2016

Please note -this is for my book - 30 Monologues Under 30 Seconds     
                                                                                 This monologue is for - male or female any age

This is under 30 seconds -first posted on  Day #271    Nov. 10, 2014    All the monologues for this book have been timed - but your performance will determine the length.  Usually between 30 seconds and one minute is acceptable for auditions preferring shorter monologues.  Use a stopwatch for good results - video for even better.  Good luck!   


                                                          Free at Last
                                                         (for Caregivers Anonymous)    
                                      A 30ish second monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved  2014                                                                              tigerteam1@gmail.com  


             (An older black woman stands up and walks over to the wheelchair, takes it and spins  it, then sits, as if                she is a queen.  She even removes a paper crown from her bag and puts it on her head.)

I am....   
(Singing) Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty I am free at last!

          (When she sees the faces of the others she stands quickly, waving her hands)

No, George is still alive!  But I am free because (she laughs)  the new doctor,changed the medicine George has been using for twenty-five years.  In two days, George was outta bed prancing around like a young man, and then, I wake up today and find this note.....

           (She opens a paper, waves it)

.....and he is gone!  


With the nurse!

           (She shakes with laughter)

Best part is.... I picked that Ruby and I hoped the two of them would like each other!  

            (She goes to her seat and picks up her bag and puts her hat back on, turning to leave)


 I know they say, be careful what you wish for, and maybe tomorrow I will be sad, but for right now, I am gonna go sit at the beach until the sun goes down and do exactly what I wanna do for the first time in 16 years!  And I am not gonna worry about gettin' home in time to relieve the nurse because.......the nurse has relieved me! 

            (She exits, smiling, dancing a little jig as she sings out ‘Free at Last’.  Blackout) 


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Original post -
Monologue Mania Day #271  by Janet S. Tiger  Nov. 10, 2014 

                                                               Free at Last
                                                         (for Caregivers Anonymous)    
                                      A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved                                                              tigerteam1@gmail.com  
             (An older black woman stands up and walks over to the wheelchair, takes it and spins  it, then sits, as if she is a queen.  She even removes a paper crown from her bag and puts it on her head.)

There is a reason I have taken this chair for a spin first, as you know I have never talked first in one of these here meetings.....

            (Listens, nods)

All right, I barely talk at all.

But that is completely irrelevant today.....because I am....   
(Singing) Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty I am free at last!

          (When she sees the faces of the others she stands quickly, waving her hands)

No, not that kind of free!  He's still alive, George is still alive!  But I am free because (she laughs)  We went to a new doctor, and the doctor changed the medicine George has been using for twenty-five years.  In two days, George was outta bed!  He was prancing around like a young man, and then, I wake up today and find this note.....

           (She opens a paper)

Baby, I want to thank you for all you have done all these years......

           (Looks up)

Well, no, he didn't write that, I just was hopin'....

           (Reads again)

Dear Lena......I am sorry, but I have to go.  I only took my clothes and a little money.  We will be fine.  Love, George

          (Starts laughing)

(Mocks)  Love, George!  I take care of him for sixteen years of his bitchin' and moanin' in that bed all day.....and he has the nerve to say...'love, George'?    What a man!  

The best part is, he left me for the nurse that helped take care of him!  Ruby Gunn!  Better as Rue....Be Gone!  And good riddance to the both of them!

           (She shakes with laughter)

The best part is I have been prayin' for this for the last ten years, and when the children helped to pay for a nurse to help me, I picked that Ruby and I hoped the two of them would like each other!  And now, I got exactly what I wanted!  Hallelujah!

            (She goes to her seat and picks up her bag and puts her hat back on, turning to leave) I know they say, be careful what you wish for, and maybe tomorrow I will be sad, but for right now, I am gonna go out and watch me a movie and sit at the beach until the sun goes down and do exactly what I wanna do for the first time in 16 years!  And I am not gonna worry about gettin' home in time to relieve the nurse because.......the nurse has relieved me! 


            (She exits, smiling, dancing a little jig as she sings out ‘Free at Last’.  Blackout) 


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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence

Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty info. 

Monologue Mania Day #868 Fault Lines (30 second version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 29, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!

            first year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 860!
 
Get  more great  award-winning monologues - 
MonologueZone.com
 If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day #868 Fault Lines (30 second  version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 29,  2016

Please note -this is for my book - 30 Monologues Under 30 Seconds     
                                                                                 This monologue is for - male or female any age


This is under 30 seconds -first posted on  Day #749  (c) Mar. 2,  2016     All the monologues for this book have been timed - but your performance will determine the length.  Usually between 30 seconds and one minute is acceptable for auditions preferring shorter monologues.  Use a stopwatch for good results - video for even better.  Good luck!  

        
                                                               No Fault Lines
                                                   A 30 second monologue     by  Janet S. Tiger 
                                  © 2016 all rights reserved 
                                     tigerteam1@gmail.com

           (Actor strides on, takes hand and ceremoniously points it at the audience)

It's your fault!

           (Points elsewhere)

You are the reason this happened!

           (Points elsewhere)

If it was up to me, none of this would have occurred!

            (Points elsewhere)

You are always wrong!

            (Points elsewhere)

You never get it right!

            (Points elsewhere)

And you never take the blame!

           (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

I have to go, because all those fault lines are about to....... start an earthquake.......

           (Exits to avoid the crumbling)
                                       
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Original Post -  Did I change anything?

                               Monologue Mania Day #749 by Janet S. Tiger (c) Mar. 2,  2016 

        
                                        No Fault Lines
                                                    A monologue by Janet S. Tiger 
                                  © 2016 all rights reserved 


                                     tigerteam1@gmail.com

           (Actor strides on, takes hand and ceremoniously points it at the audience)

It's your fault!

           (Points elsewhere)

You are the reason this happened!

           (Points elsewhere)

If it was up to me, none of this would have occurred!

            (Points elsewhere)

You are always wrong!

            (Points elsewhere)

You never get it right!

            (Points elsewhere)

And you never take the blame!

           (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

I have to go, because all those fault lines are about to....... start an earthquake.......

           (Exits to avoid the crumbling)
                                       
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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
--------------------------------------------------------------


Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty info. 

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #867 The Right Person (30 second version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 28, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!

            first year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 860!
 
Get  more great  award-winning monologues - 
MonologueZone.com
 If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day #867 The Right Person (30 second  version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 28,  2016

Please note -this is for my book - 30 Monologues Under 30 Seconds     
                                                                                           This monologue is for - 


This is under 30 seconds -first posted on       Day # 735 Feb.17, 2016  Original is below.    All the monologues for this book have been timed - but your performance will determine the length.  Usually between 30 seconds and one minute is acceptable for auditions preferring shorter monologues.  Use a stopwatch for good results - video for even better.  Good luck!  

                                   
                            The Right Person  (c)
                                A 30ish second monologue     by  Janet S. Tiger    
                                © 2016  all rights reserved 
                                     tigerteam1@gmail.com


         
         (A teenage girl comes onstage reading a romance novel.  She finishes the last page and holds the book to her chest.)

In these books, everything always turns out perfect!  But not in the world I live in!

What if....... the right person for me lives in a remote part of the world?

        (She looks around, horrified)

What if the right person was born 200 years ago? or hasn't been born yet?

What if there is no right person?

What if he isn't going to ride up on his white horse, or put a coat down so I won't have to walk in the mud.....what if he isn't going to fall through the roof?

(Horror, very loud)  What if.....they are all the wrong person...,,,

          (She waves the book around)

Why did my mother gets me hooked on these!

          (She lets out a big sigh, then straightens up)
      
Maybe I should have born a guinea pig......they don't seem to be as picky!

              (She turns to leave, stops, looks back, brightens, reaches into a pocket)

Yeah!  I knew I had one more of these to read!

             (She exits - happy to return to a world of fantasy....and not as a guinea pig)



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Original Post -  

                                Monologue Mania Day # 735 The Right Person by Janet S. Tiger Feb.17, 2016  

                                     The Right Person  (c)
                            by Janet S. Tiger  (c) 2016 all rights reserved 
                                          tigerteam1@gmail.com

         (A teenage girl comes onstage reading a romance novel.  She finishes the last page and holds the book to her chest.)

In these books, everything always turns out perfect!  But not in the world I live in!

What if.......what if the right person for me lives in a remote part of the world?

        (She looks around, horrified)

What if the right person was born 200 years ago?

What if the right person hasn't been born yet?

What if there is no right person?

What if he isn't going to ride up on his white horse, or put a coat down so I won't have to walk in the mud.....what if he isn't going to fall through the roof?

What if.....they are all the wrong person...,,,

What if I never get to procreate and all my genes dribble away into space?

What if...I end up like my mother's friend who never got married....never had a boyfriend....never....

NEVAH!  What if.....I read all every single one of these books and there were none left!  AAAAAAH! 

          (She waves the book around)

Why did my mother gets me hooked on these!

          (She lets out a big sigh, then straightens up)
      

Oh well,.......Maybe I should have born a guinea pig......

              (She turns to leave, stops, looks back, brightens, reaches into a pocket)

Yeah!  I knew I had one more of these to read!

             (She exits - happy to return to a world of fantasy....and not as a guinea pig)


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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
--------------------------------------------------------------


Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty info. 

Monday, June 27, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #866 Let Me Finish! (30 second version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 27, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!

            first year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 860!
 
Get  more great  award-winning monologues - 
MonologueZone.com
 If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day #866 Let Me Finish! (30 second  version) by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 27,  2016

Please note -this is for my book - 30 Monologues Under 30 Seconds     
                                                                                           This monologue is for - 


This is under 30 seconds -first posted on Mar. 20, 2016 Day # 767 (original post below)    All the monologues for this book have been timed - but your performance will determine the length.  Usually between 30 seconds and one minute is acceptable for auditions preferring shorter monologues.  Use a stopwatch for good results - video for even better.  Good luck!  

                                       Let Me Finish!


                                A 30ish second monologue     by  Janet S. Tiger    
                                © 2015  all rights reserved 
                                     tigerteam1@gmail.com

     

         (An older man enters, he is in the middle of a story)

So, did I ever tell you about Phil Adelberg?

          (Listens, starts to get mad.)

How come no one will ever let me finish a story?

Just one story....is that so difficult?  Would it kill you to listen for an extra five minutes?  So what if you think you heard it before, maybe this time, you'll understand what I'm trying to tell you!  And  you might actually learn something!

(Building up a real head of steam) One day, I'll be gone, and you won't have to listen anymore, so would you please just shut up for one minute and LET ME FINISH!!!!


          (Takes a deep breath, looks around)

Thank you.......now.....what was I saying.....I forgot already.....

           (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

Did I ever tell you about Phil Adelberg.....

            (He exits, telling the story....again)

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Original Post -  Just like the game where you have to guess what is different - can you spot the changes?  Not a lot for this one - but a few!



Monologue Mania Day #767 Let Me Finish by Janet S. Tiger (c) Mar. 20,  2016 

                                               Let Me Finish!
                                Yes.... A monologue by Janet S. Tiger 
                                  © 2016 all rights reserved 

         (An older man enters, he is in the middle of a story)

So, did I ever tell you about Phil Adelberg?

          (Listens, starts to get mad.)

How come no one will ever let me finish a story?  I have a lotta great things to say!  I may be old, but for God's sake....let me finish!

Just one story....is that so difficult?  Would it kill you to listen for an extra five minutes?  So what if you think you heard it before, maybe this time, you'll understand what I'm trying to tell you!  And  you might actually learn something!

(Building up a real head of steam) One day, I'll be gone, and you won't have to listen anymore, so would you please just shut up for one minute and LET ME FINISH!!!!


          (Takes a deep breath, looks around)

Thank you.......now.....what was I saying.....I forgot already.....

           (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

Did I ever tell you about Phil Adelberg.....

            (He exits, telling the story....again)


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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
--------------------------------------------------------------


Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty info.