Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!
(Puts paper down for a moment)
Now this is a very busy person and if they can take the time to write 'Dear Janet', everyone can do that on the emails!
(Opens paper again)
'Dear Janet
There was an error in your monologue on Day #1222 - you list the ANNOYING MAN FESTIVAL when in reality, the accurate name is....THE ANNOYING PERSON FESTIVAL. And it has been running continuously since Adam and Eve.
Thank you for making the correction promptly.
Yours truly,
God '
(Starts to fold paper, looks at back, reads)
Oh, and there's a PS........Really enjoyed your Day # 379! I love when people get a laugh - from me - I get so many from all of you!
(She looks up, shakes head, exits, only slightly annoyed because after all, you can't be too annoyed with God, too much good stuff!)
When I told my husband the name of tonight's monologue was the Annoying Man Festival he actually said to me.....
After that, I have nothing left to add- except for this informational note for all unfamiliar with the first headliner of the first Annoying Man Festival - Adam.
(She exits, back to the yearlong, decade long, ok, eternal!.....Annoying Man Festival!)
For those who prefer songs about this topic - see True Love by Pink. In the movies, the scene would be in Moonstruck - famous line by Cher -"Snap out of it!"
first year - Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015 second year - Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016 third year - Feb. 13, 2016 - today!
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each day, click here There are now over 1200!
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Monologue Mania Day # 1224 Response to The Annoying Man Festival by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 21, 2017
For all those who made complaints (you know who you are!) that the original post (below)was 'unfair' - you were not alone!
Response to the Annoying Man Festival
a monologue by Janet S. Tiger
tigerteam1@gmail.com
(The woman comes onstage, yes, this is the writer again, this time holding a paper)
For those who complained about the Annoying Man Festival monologue two days ago, I got one note from someone pretty high up - and I'd like to read it!
(Unfolds a page, clears throat)
'Dear Janet'
Now this is a very busy person and if they can take the time to write 'Dear Janet', everyone can do that on the emails!
(Opens paper again)
'Dear Janet
There was an error in your monologue on Day #1222 - you list the ANNOYING MAN FESTIVAL when in reality, the accurate name is....THE ANNOYING PERSON FESTIVAL. And it has been running continuously since Adam and Eve.
Thank you for making the correction promptly.
Yours truly,
God '
(Starts to fold paper, looks at back, reads)
Oh, and there's a PS........Really enjoyed your Day # 379! I love when people get a laugh - from me - I get so many from all of you!
(She looks up, shakes head, exits, only slightly annoyed because after all, you can't be too annoyed with God, too much good stuff!)
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Monologue Mania Day # 1222 Annoying Man Festival by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 19, 2017
Annoying Man Festival
a monologue by Janet S. Tiger
tigerteam1@gmail.com
(The woman comes onstage, yes, you are right, this is the writer again)
When I told my husband the name of tonight's monologue was the Annoying Man Festival he actually said to me.....
"Who's it about?" And then he laughed and added, "I'm only kidding, I know I'm the headliner!"
After that, I have nothing left to add- except for this informational note for all unfamiliar with the first headliner of the first Annoying Man Festival - Adam.
(She exits, back to the yearlong, decade long, ok, eternal!.....Annoying Man Festival!)
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* Note: A few words about 'free' - all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315 CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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