Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Monologue Mania Day # 1216 Break Up by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 13, 2017

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Monologue Mania Day # 1216 Break Up  by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 13, 2017  

                                        Break Up                                             
                                              a monologue by Janet S. Tiger 
                                                     (c) all rights reserved (c) 2017

    (Teenager on cell phone enters talking animatedly.  She has an earpiece and is always playing with it.)

But you can't do this!  No!  We've been together too long!  I mean, it's like three weeks!

 And I really love you!  And you said you loved me too!  What?  What did you say?  I don't believe it!  You said you'd love me forever!    And now you're dumpin' me for that tatted up bitch in Biology!  Well, you are gonna be sorry one day!

I'm gonna be famous and you're gonna have a bunch of rug rats with her and I'm gonna come back and visit you and the cameras are gonna show what a piece of shit you are!  And I am gonna just sit and laugh!

So there!

     (She pulls the earpiece from her ear and looks at it, then pulls it apart, laughs)

Now, if only I had an earpiece that actually worked......

      (She turns to leave and looks back)

And a real boyfriend......this would've been even more fun!

       (She skips off to another fantasy)
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