first year - Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015 second year - Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016 third year - Feb. 13, 2016 four year Feb. 14, 2017- today!
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
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A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c) 2018
tigerteam1@gmail.com all rights reserved
(The actor enters, holding a letter, reads)
"I am writing to your company about your extra brite Flasher flashlight. I love it because it is very bright."
People love that bright light!
(reads) "However.."
(Shakes head)
Not a good word......
(reads) "On your commercial, you say the Flasher Flashlight is also guaranteed to be super durable - and you show that even when a tank drives over it, it works great."
That's one of our best selling points!
(reads) "And you can smash it with a hammer and no problem! You even had an elephant sit on it and NO PROBLEMS!"
(Smiles, nods, continues reading, shakes head)
"But when the flashlight fell off my nightstand....it broke! So I am requesting another as per your guarantee."
(Starts to laugh, gets hysterical)
No flashlight for you! The guarantee is only for tanks and elephants and hammers! There is no guarantee for when it falls off a nightstand!
(Turns to leave, stops, looks back)
How would we make any money?
(Guaranteed to exit with your money)
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315 CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
1 comment:
Ha-ha-ha!
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