Saturday, June 9, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1575 No Ifs, Ands or..... by Janet S. Tiger (c) June 9, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1575 by Janet S. Tiger (c) June  9, 2018         
                                                  No Ifs, Ands or .....

                                              A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c)  2018   all rights reserved 

              (Woman enters.  She is substantial - and she is substantially mad.)

You over there!  That's right, alla yous!

Don't you give me that crap - and don't you think you can laugh at suh!

I don't touch nobody's butts!  Not yours, not your mama's......nobody!

And don't you think I don't know you throwin' down those butts when my back is turned, because I got eyes in the back of my head!

It's bad enough I gotta breathe in that secondhand smoke, but nobody and I mean you! is gonna make me pick up your butts!

It\'s bad enough I gotta smell that damn secondhand smoke....but I draw the line at butts.


And if I catch ANY a you in back here, smokin when you should be doin something useful, like helpin you mamas, or doin your schoolwork, and don't tell me school is out, there is no time better spent than learning something!  So learn somethin here..... if I catch you......I'm gonna whack YOUR butts!

And that will be the END of that......

        (She exits.  End of scene)
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