Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1669 Again (for Celebrity) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Sept. 11, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1669  Again by Janet S. Tiger (c) Sept. 11,  2018

My post for Sept 11, 2018  was done yesterday -click here

This monologue below will be part of CELEBRITY - other posts Day # 229,   281here ,   364   and today, 1669.

Warning, strong language


                                           by Janet S. Tiger
                        (c) all rights reserved  2018  tigerteam1@gmail.co

        (Monte Camden is tired, but still looks put together, and he is getting very annoyed,
looks at his watch, shakes his head)


You heard me, again!

And this time, make me believe it!


What the hell are you complaining about?  I'm the one that has to listen to this shit 23 times!  Yeah, 
it just seems like a hundred to you, but to me, it's more like a million!

And you think this is bad?  Wait until you're on your first press tour, whoa baby!  That will make
tonight seem like Disneyland!  You heard me, fucking Disneyland!

Don't pull your teary-eyed crap with me!  You have to be able to give the same interview a thousand 
times!  And you have to make it sound sincere!  Every fucking time!  That is if you want people
to believe you....you do understand, right?  In order to have them love you, you have to fake it 
right!  Every time!  No bullshit!  The camera can smell bullshit!  

Your make-up has to be right, and your hair and your clothes, but most of all, the fake has to be
perfect!  Your smile, the essence of all the crap you are handing out!  It's gotta be real!

So pull your shit together and get back there and smile!  Like you mean it!


          (Turns and leans in close)

Because faking real is what this business is all about!

           (End of scene)

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983

Swedenborg Hall 2006-8


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