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Monologue Mania Day # 1307 No Escape by Janet S. Tiger (c) Sept. 12, 2017
No Escape
(This is a woman to be reckoned with - she has an attitude and is not ashamed to share it)
Oh, so you got a complaint, do you? Well, guess what? I don't give a crap! There is no fairness in this world! You don't like the policy here, so what! The management doesn't care, the government doesn't care, why should I care?
The world is in a shambles, and that's the truth - people starve, and people have pain and misery, and then they die!......and here's another fine truth, my friend - the world - it's always in a shambles! When the cavemen were here, they didn't have it easy! They had to worry about dinosaurs and asteroids, let alone hemorrhoids with no Preparation H!
And a thousand years ago, there was what - the black plague? You think that was fun and games? I don't think so!
What about that delightful event known as World War II? There was a few years of excitement! And all because of me! Yeah, me!
And then there's the Cold War, and nuclear excreta and global boiling....well, it's all horrible! You don't like it? Well, boo-hoo for you! Grab a hanky and you can sit and weep along with the others!
(Listens, laughs)
You didn't get my name? I'm .....Reality! And lemme tell you...I am a bitch!
(If you're waiting for Reality to turn and walk away, forget it - there's no escape from Reality!)
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No Escape
by Janet S. Tiger (c) 2017 all rights reserved
tigerteam1@gmail.com
tigerteam1@gmail.com
(This is a woman to be reckoned with - she has an attitude and is not ashamed to share it)
Oh, so you got a complaint, do you? Well, guess what? I don't give a crap! There is no fairness in this world! You don't like the policy here, so what! The management doesn't care, the government doesn't care, why should I care?
The world is in a shambles, and that's the truth - people starve, and people have pain and misery, and then they die!......and here's another fine truth, my friend - the world - it's always in a shambles! When the cavemen were here, they didn't have it easy! They had to worry about dinosaurs and asteroids, let alone hemorrhoids with no Preparation H!
And a thousand years ago, there was what - the black plague? You think that was fun and games? I don't think so!
What about that delightful event known as World War II? There was a few years of excitement! And all because of me! Yeah, me!
And then there's the Cold War, and nuclear excreta and global boiling....well, it's all horrible! You don't like it? Well, boo-hoo for you! Grab a hanky and you can sit and weep along with the others!
(Listens, laughs)
You didn't get my name? I'm .....Reality! And lemme tell you...I am a bitch!
(If you're waiting for Reality to turn and walk away, forget it - there's no escape from Reality!)
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315 CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
1 comment:
I know her!
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