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Monologue Mania Day #541 The Donkey in the Well (for Book of Teas)by Janet S. Tiger Aug. 7, 2015
For other monologues from the Book of Teas, please check out Days# 15, 41-53, 69, 84, 96, 105, 118, 156, 173, 175-8, 181-5, 269, 331, 361, 452, 506, 532 Southern accent.
The Donkey in the Well
For other monologues from the Book of Teas, please check out Days# 15, 41-53, 69, 84, 96, 105, 118, 156, 173, 175-8, 181-5, 269, 331, 361, 452, 506, 532 Southern accent.
The Donkey in the Well
(For The Book of Teas)
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c) all rights reserved
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c) all rights reserved
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(T enters, a Southern woman of a few years....yes, she still has a Southern accent)
There
is a time in every life where you feel like the donkey that fell down the well.
Never
heard that story? It was one I have been told many times in my life, and
I know, for a fact, that everyone can relate to this tale of woe. Here's
how it goes. Listen closely, because this could be you one day.
A
donkey stumbles into a well. I never understood this myself, as donkeys
are not stupid. Stubborn, yes, very, but not stupid.
Let's
say for the sake of argument, that this donkey, although not stupid, is
considerably preoccupied with things like the worry about her daughter going
off to a distant college where the high school boyfriend will also be
attending. The high school boyfriend who was on the football team and
took a few too many hits in the head. The one who is best known for his
amazing ability to drink beer. And on top of that, the donkey is
concerned with her parents, who are getting older and, if they fell down might
break a leg and have to be shot. Or perhaps she is thinking about how she
will finish the remodeling of her barn before the next big family
reunion....well you get the idea. Her mind is elsewhere when she walks
over the closed up well, which was nailed shut with a piece of flimsy, rotting
wood, by the man of the house.....well, you can guess what happens.
In case you cannot guess, I will tell you. She falls in.
In case you cannot guess, I will tell you. She falls in.
It
is frightening and dark and scary...but luckily she has not broken anything, so
she brays and brays until someone finally hears. She is relieved....she
will be saved, she believes. But then, she hears them talkin'.....about
what to do. She brays up at them, but they ...as always, do not listen.
Send
down a rope! She brays. Attach the rope to a car! She brays
again.
But
then she hears something evening more frightening.
They
have ignored her very good idea about the rope and car and are now
planning....and from where she sits, it doesn't sound like a good idea.
Now
she really brays! Listen to me! You stupid things, listen to me!
They
keep talkin, and she decides to follow her own advice and listen.
What
she hears is more frightening than the fall into the well.
They - her very own flesh and blood! -
are going to kill her....for her own good of course!
The
logic is brilliant - they do not want her to suffer, which is what she
will do if left in the well. Even if they send down food and water, she
will die in her own excrement...you actually can hear them say that.
She
brays again - I can handle a few minutes of excrement, let's think this thing
through, and while she is braying, she gets hit in the head with a pile of
dirt.
They
are going to bury her alive - out of deep compassion, of course.
The
next load of dirt hits her and knocks her out - and when she regains
consciousness, she is almost covered in dirt.
It
is over....she thinks for moment, then a small smile lights up her donkey lips.
We
now go to the top of the well, where everyone is cryin, and sad - but still
shovelin in that dirt as fast as they can, because -.....as they firmly
believe, it is the nicest thing to do in the circumstances.
Soon
all you can hear is the cryin and shovelin and sounds of dirt hittin the sides
of the well.
And
then...like a miracle......the donkey's brayin is heard! Very close,
too. Everyone stops their shovelin and cryin and runs to the well just in
time to see - almost like Jesus comin out of the cave on that beautiful Easter
morning....the donkey's head...... emergin from the top.
It
appears the donkey, after havin a good cry for herself, shook off the dirt and
started stampin it down. And the very clever donkey has turned that
deadly pile of dirt...... into a mountain that led to her freedom from the well.
After
much cheerin and happiness, the donkey proceeded to scream for hours at all the
stupid people who had done this to her, but that's another story.
Do
you see why we are all donkeys in the well at one time or another?
And
yes, this is my story, and yes, I am the ass.
For those who think I was comparin myself to Jesus, please
understand that the reference was purely literary, only intended as a way to
show how amazin a good idea can be in your life - and, as all good ideas are, I
also believe, inspired by God.
So
when you have fallen into the well, and the dirt is comin' at you fast, use
this tale as a guide.
(She turns to leave, stops, looks back)
Things will get better.......You will have to work like a donkey,
and you will be covered in dirt, so get ready, it ain't gonna be
easy. But God will help you out of that damned well.
(Lights down, end of scene)
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315
www.JanetSTiger.weebly.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
www.JanetSTiger.weebly.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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