Thursday, May 28, 2015

Monologue Mania Day #470 The Third Half by Janet S. Tiger May 28, 2015

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Monologue Mania Day #470  The Third Half by Janet S. Tiger  May 28, 2015
                                          The Third Half       
                               (for Love and Math in the Time of Chemistry)
                      A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved  2015                                                                             

      (The girl comes out and she takes the chalk and writes on the board - or dry erase, whatever this school has! - but it's clear she is drawing a circle)

Let me try to make this clear to you, Mr. Wise Butt.......

This is one half.....

        (She indicates cutting it down the middle)

That is the half a chance you have to go out with any girl....

         (She indicates the other half)

This half is the chance you have of ever getting to go out with any girl and actually kiss her.....

         (She puts down the chalk and wipes her hands)

And the third half is the chance you have of ever going out....WITH ME!

        (She turns to leave, hears something, stops, looks back)

Did I hear you say there's no third half?    I guess you're smarter than I thought!

        (She laughs as she exits,  End of scene)

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

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