Saturday, October 6, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1694 All You Need to be scary (for Halloween) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 6, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day #  1694 All You Need to be scary (for Halloween) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 6,  2018

        (Part of  the countdown for Halloween - only this is..... the real scary stuff)

            All You Need To be scary (for Halloween)
                                   by Janet S. Tiger   
                                        (c)  2018    all rights reserved

A brief list of scary expressions....the words that strike fear into all normal hearts!....the five words that lead to shivering and uncontrollable shaking!........Just remember....all you need to do.....

All you need to do is.......relax.....

all you need to do attention......

all you need to do is....let go!

all you need to do is....forget!

All you need to do is take it easy....

All you need to do is....... discard all the items you do not need.

And then put the remaining items into their correct place - and then you will have a PERFECTLY tidy home!

And then all you need to do is ......enjoy!

All you need to do is .....finish the job.....

.....that's pressure!

All you need to do is ......not worry!

And then all you need to do is pay off those bills! 

.......all you need to do is do do that voo-doo that you do so well! 

Sorry, that's from another song......

All you need to do is....pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and.....then....

And all you need to do is smile!  Smile!  Smile!

It's all.....

Easy peesy!

See how this expression leads to more scary than all the movies in the world!

          (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

Because in the end, all you need to do is ......have someone else do all those things you need to do!

           (All the actor needs to do exit - which can be very scary!)

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