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Monologue Mania Day # 1460 It's Not Me! by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 12, 2018
It’s Not Me
It’s Not Me
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger © all rights reserved
(Man comes onstage, shaking head)
I know what she wrote in the novel, about a husband
and a wife……but can’t you see, the husband….it’s not me!
I told her when she wrote this, I don’t want anyone
to know that it was based on our story, so she promised to change everything,
and she did!
I mean, look!
They’ve been married 31 years and we’ve been married for 40! Big difference! And they met in Wichita, you know we’re from
Texas! And he’s Mexican and I sure am
not Mexican! So, it’s not me!
(Listens, shakes head)
What do you mean? “I doth protest too much” I told you…there’s nothing to protest! (Very incensed) Especially not the scenes in bed! That’s not me!
(Takes a deep breath, turns to leave, stops, looks back)
But when she gets that big royalty check and asks
how to spend it….baby, that’s me!
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315 CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
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