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Monologue Mania Day #528 Independence Daze by Janet S. Tiger July 25, 2015
Independence Daze
(for Senior Channel or Two Sisters - not sure yet)
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger © all rights reserved tigerteam1@gmail.com
(Daddy comes onstage waving a sword- one of the pirate type made for kids -and he is looking around wild-eyed)
Where is the enemy? I thought I knew the enemy when I was young! The enemy was....time....I hadn't had enough to know how to do things....my aspiration was only to learn, to know....how to put on my pants, and button my shirt....those damned buttons were so difficult to get into those little holes! And zippers! Another hell!
Let's not forget the joy of shoes - why not go barefoot? Why not sandals every day to school and church? Why do we have to wear.....socks! which never go on right....and then to tie those damned laces! How hard to we work to learn all those things!
(Quiets a bit) And then we know them, and life presents a myriad of other issues for which older people, people like aunts and uncles and parents and teachers...all ancient! All over 30! Telling us we won't understand until we are......(says it like a curse)....OLDER!
And then one day.....we realize we are saying these exact same things to our children....and we watch and learn a bit more from them than from any other school.
(He takes the sword and stands - carefully! - on a chair)
We have won! We are the rulers of our universe! We are old enough to tell others that we have forgotten more than they will ever know! And it is the truth.......and it is a lie....because we have forgotten it all.....
(He carefully gets off the chair)
I used to jump off chairs with an umbrella, just like Mary Poppins.......now, I am happy that I can stand up from the chair....
But in my aging.....I have made an important discovery.....
(He brandishes the sword wildly)
......the enemy is still the same........
The enemy is.......time.....
Independence Daze
(for Senior Channel or Two Sisters - not sure yet)
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger © all rights reserved tigerteam1@gmail.com
(Daddy comes onstage waving a sword- one of the pirate type made for kids -and he is looking around wild-eyed)
Where is the enemy? I thought I knew the enemy when I was young! The enemy was....time....I hadn't had enough to know how to do things....my aspiration was only to learn, to know....how to put on my pants, and button my shirt....those damned buttons were so difficult to get into those little holes! And zippers! Another hell!
Let's not forget the joy of shoes - why not go barefoot? Why not sandals every day to school and church? Why do we have to wear.....socks! which never go on right....and then to tie those damned laces! How hard to we work to learn all those things!
(Quiets a bit) And then we know them, and life presents a myriad of other issues for which older people, people like aunts and uncles and parents and teachers...all ancient! All over 30! Telling us we won't understand until we are......(says it like a curse)....OLDER!
And then one day.....we realize we are saying these exact same things to our children....and we watch and learn a bit more from them than from any other school.
(He takes the sword and stands - carefully! - on a chair)
We have won! We are the rulers of our universe! We are old enough to tell others that we have forgotten more than they will ever know! And it is the truth.......and it is a lie....because we have forgotten it all.....
(He carefully gets off the chair)
I used to jump off chairs with an umbrella, just like Mary Poppins.......now, I am happy that I can stand up from the chair....
But in my aging.....I have made an important discovery.....
(He brandishes the sword wildly)
......the enemy is still the same........
The enemy is.......time.....
(He pulls back the curtain, peers out)
Time, you are no friend of mine! Get away from my door!
(He waves the sword at the enemy)
And I thought once I learned to walk all those years ago I would never forget....but now, a trip to the kitchen is a journey.... My pants fall off when I forget to zip up after I go to the bathroom! And I still need to figure out how to get my socks on! And forget tying my shoes, I have velcro, and that is its own hell of attaching to things you don't want to get attached to! .....
(He waves the sword at the enemy)
And I thought once I learned to walk all those years ago I would never forget....but now, a trip to the kitchen is a journey.... My pants fall off when I forget to zip up after I go to the bathroom! And I still need to figure out how to get my socks on! And forget tying my shoes, I have velcro, and that is its own hell of attaching to things you don't want to get attached to! .....
(He puts
his knees together and grimaces)
And buttons ......STILL hell! Does it ever
end?
(He stops and
takes a deep breath)
I guess it does....
(He
turns to leave, stops, looks back)
.......but maybe.....I want to see the grandchildren have
their children, maybe I want to tell another generation......that I've
forgotten more than ....forgotten more than.....how does that go? Something about fighting on the beaches, and fighting......and
(He mumbles
as he waves the sword, then brightens)
... and we will never surrender!
(He exits in triumph. Another soldier in the battle against time..)
... and we will never surrender!
(He exits in triumph. Another soldier in the battle against time..)
Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315
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Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
www.JanetSTiger.weebly.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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