Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Monologue Mania Day #490 Proof of God by Janet S. Tiger June 17, 2015

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Monologue Mania Day #490  Proof of God by Janet S. Tiger  June 17, 2015

                 For others in this play, see Day # 308, 396 and 470)

                                 Proof of God
                         (for Love and Math in the Time of Chemistry - Osculation)
                         A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved  2015                                                                              

         (Ariana steps up to the board and wipes it clean,  proceeds to start writing, nodding at him throughout)

So I have been thinking about this a think you know it all, but from what you've taught me, I can use math to prove that there is a God, right?  Like this.....

If God is love.....and the word 'is' means equals......

        (She writes  GOD = LOVE)

And if everyone agrees that love is the greatest force in the world....that is a given from what I understand....

        (She writes LOVE > EVERYTHING ELSE)

Then it is, ipso facto.....boy I just love to say that...'ipso facto' sounds like popcorn!

         (She now writes GOD > EVERYTHING ELSE)

That God is the greatest force, and since you can't have a big fat zero being bigger than everything else......

          (She writes    0  ≠ God)

Then......ipso facto!......God is not a zero and therfore......we have proven God exists!  At least in math...

         (She folds her arms triumphantly and starts to walk off, stops, looks back)

.And everyone knows that since math is a science..... it must be true!

         (She leaves him standing with his mouth open.  Lights down.  End of scene)

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
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