Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #910 Senior College (for the Senior Channel)by Janet S. Tiger (c) Aug. 10, 2016

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Monologue Mania Day #910 Senior College (for the Senior Channel)by Janet S. Tiger (c) Aug. 10,  2016

                                                            Senior College
                                      A monologue by Janet S. Tiger  (c) 2016 all rights reserved
          (Actor comes out holding apples lifts them above his head)

Forget apples for the teacher!  We give Apple for the students!
You heard me!  We are introducing a new college geared for adults.....specifically, seniors!

That's right, we have classes in the knowledge you really need to survive in this world!  We have classes in how to turn on your television set - beginning and advanced!

Our qualified instructors will lead you through the intracacies of finding the remote.....and where to point it!  What to do when the TV will not turn on.....and how to buy a new remote when you smash the one that does not work!

For those able to work the remote, we have advanced classes in finding one channel in a million where you can watch for five minutes without an advertisement for viagra or enlarged nipples on men!  

We specialize in computers  with classes... focusing on the special language you will need to get your grandchildren to make them work for you.....

There are in-depth seminars on how to use the ATM!  With personal training that enables us to withdraw your tuition directly from your account!

And there's lots more!  Just call the number on your screen and welcome to the modern era!

           (He points above and smiles)
And for those who are adventurous and advanced...., we have a two week cruise with just one focus .....(whispers)  how to use your cell phone!

           (Waves at the screen, turns to leave, stops, looks back)

Don't fall fact, since you're seniors, just don't fall!  Stay on top of the latest Senior College.....the college of the future, for the people from the past!

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

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1 comment:

Jennifer Silva Redmond said...

I have the perfect student for this curriculum!