Monday, September 28, 2015

Monologue Mania Day #594 The Endless Interview by Janet S. Tiger Sept. 28, 2015

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Monologue Mania Day #594  The Endless Interview by Janet S. Tiger  Sept. 28, 2015
        In honor of all those who interview......
                                     The Endless Interview
                              by Janet S. Tiger
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        (The young man is dressed for success - nice suit, shirt, tie, shoes, the whole bit, all a little uncomfortable as it is obvious he does not wear this type of outfit often.  He is hot around the collar, and trying to pay attention.)

Yes, I....think that's a good have a lot of good questions.......

       (Looks at watch)

Boy, I never realized an interview could be this long.(corrects himself)......this involved.....I mean.....I appreciate all the time you put into interrogating....I mean talking with potential employees……I really want this job, I mean, all the experience I’ve had is interning…yes, I know I said that before and it’s on my resume….sorry…, what was the question again?

       (Listens, happy)

The last question?  This is the last question?  I mean, ok, that sounds good.......


Wow, if I could describe my perfect job in a way that involves something I love to do.......okay...I can do this!

       (He thinks, then perks up, takes off tie while talking)

My ideal job would be eating an endless sandwich!  Yeah, you heard me!  It would be like a footlong, only a mile long!  An endless mile!  And I would keep eating .....and each part of the sandwich would be fantastic!  Roast beef and mustard, then barbecue and onion and teriyaki, and then steak with eggs!  And it would just keep going!  Maybe a bacon and tuna section, and everything with lots of mayo and pepper and all kinds of weird stuff from all over the world!

      (His mouth is watering as he talks, he waves the tie while he moves around)

And I would be happy to come to work every single day, because I would never know what kind of delicious stuff was next!

      (He takes a deep breath and puts the tie in his pocket)

And if this job is like an endless sandwich......I hope I get it, and I will love it!  Thank you!

      (He turns to leave, stops, looks back)

I gotta go, for some reason, I'm really hungry!

      (He exits......time to eat!)      

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

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