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Monologue Mania Day #572 by Janet S. Tiger Sept. 7, 2015
Rebbetzin
(The Rabbi's Wife)
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger
© all rights reserved
(A man with a yarmulke - skullcap - enters, he is praying, his eyes
closed. He finishes, looks around, smiles)
So, bubbleh, you came out for
some fresh air, too!
(Listens,
laughs)
Yes, I know it's the sermon, but as
a rabbi I knew used to say...(imitates) 'one of the shortest lists in the world
....rabbis who give fast sermons.'
He's a good rabbi, but it's late,
and I like to just ....think about things by myself up here on the roof, I
think sometimes, maybe I'm a little closer to God.......what do you think?
(Listens)
And it's not so boiling either!
(Laughs)
A story? I know I promised
you a story, but now? On Rosh Hashanah? (Thinks) Okay, I have
one for you.....about a rabbi's wife, and she was a wonderful person, but she
had a problem.....a big problem.... and every day, she would go to
Goldstein's Bakery.....even on Sabbath, when he would have to be open so the
women could get their warm meals from his oven......so they didn't have to
light their stoves on the Sabbath....yes, so many rules.....no she was not
obese, she did not go to get cookies! She did not go to get her food
warmed up…..
(He
walks around, painting the location for his listener)
The fact was, she was a
bookie. Do you know what that is? .......
Good.....you're older than I realize......and television and the Internet are
teachers.......anyhow, she was a bookie and Goldstein was her only customer,
and every day, he would give her $20 to bet on the numbers, and every
day, she would go, so much that people gossiped about the rebbetzin, and how
she and Goldstein were having....how do I put this politely.....yes, that's the
term they use now...I prefer the old way.....canoodling, which has nothing to
do with noodles by the way.....
Well, this went on for years!
Until one day, a member of the congregation became jealous, because she had a
crush on Mr. Goldstein......or maybe she just liked his bialys, I don't know,
but she went to the police and said something funny was going on, and lo and
behold, the rebbetzin was arrested for ……making book! It was a huge
scandal.....and the rabbi forced his wife to stop being a bookie, but everyone
knew, and it was talked about for many years after.......The Rebbetzin Was a
Bookie......
(Listens)
I'm glad you liked the story......now,
it's time to go back and listen to the rabbi.....
(Turns to go, stops, looks back)
Yes, there’s always a little
more! And from every $20, she got to
keep $5.00, a lot of money in those hard times. And she saved it, and
sent her son to college......and he became......me.
That's right! The
rebbetzin......was my mother.....your great -grandmother......and when my
father asked her why she did it....why she became a bookie.....she told
him....'I thought you said it was in the Bible to do anything to get a
good education'
And for the first time, my father
the rabbi couldn't think of anything to say!
(He reaches out his hand and walks off......Lshanah tovah to all next week- a Healthy,
Happy and Prosperous New Year!)
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Janet S. Tiger
858-736-6315
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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