Monday, July 23, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1619 Words With (for Senior Channel) by Janet S. Tiger (c) July 23, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1619 Words With  by Janet S. Tiger (c) July 23, 2018

                                  Words With
                              (for The Senior Channel)                          
                       A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c)  2018
               all rights reserved

(Announcer comes out with a microphone, goes through crowd, talking to audience members)
\ are you!  Good to see you here again!

      (Gets to stage, gives a big smile)

What a great looking crowd!  Give yourselves a hand!  Come on, clap you people!

       (He claps, gets the audience to do so)

And smart!  You can read that big sign that says 'applause' AND you got the subtle signals I wanted you to clap!  Can't lose with this group!

And I know you must be excited - a lot of publicity about this, our newest show on the channel that gives new meaning to the word....distasteful!

Yes, if you didn't do on purpose, here's what we do - we are the Death Channel!  We started with the Death Report, a one, then due to the high demand - we increased it to a two and now three hour show!

We love to give you all the dead that's fit to shred!  All the killing with none of the billing!  You got it- - our dead are not famous!  They could be you and me, and that's why we are only choosing our newest contestants and guests from the very small set of people who have NEVER been on TV!  All three of you.....but seriously folks, the demand for a new game show with death as its focus has been HUGE  = so without further ado.....I bring you the contestants for our newest BIGGEST game show.....about death......welcome to......WORDS WITH FIENDS!

Where you will watch ordinary citizens try to figure out the most famous words that ever came out of the mouths of killers!  

We've got quotes from John Wilkes Booth, Lizzie Borden....and OJ Simpson!  See if you can savor the shooting his mouth off of that Kennedy-killin'...... Sirhan Sirhan!   And we have famous last words of the ones who got the death if you know your sickos, this is the show for YOU!

Stay tuned, and after this commercial from our sponsor - which is so stupid that it makes you WANT to kill someone!  We'll be right back with.....WORDS WITH FIENDS!

        (Bounces off stage.  Unfortunately, not far from the truth!)

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983

Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

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