Sunday, July 8, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1604 Juuling by Janet S. Tiger (c) July 8, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1604 Juuling by Janet S. Tiger (c) July 8, 2018 

                       A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c)  2018   all rights reserved

      (Young man comes out, he is smiling, unconcerned, holds up what looks like a USB port.  He examines the item)

Cool, right?  And they have good flavors, mango's my favorite!  So what if each pod has more nicotine than a whole pack of cigarettes!  We don't smoke, we juul!

(Listens, laughs)  Oh, yeah, I know!  I mean, you can't sell these to anyone under 21.  But it ain't against the law to use them?  Right?  I know my rights!

 Can I help it if my friends are all under 19?   And this is what they want!  They're not cigarettes, hell, cigarettes are bad.  I  been watching those ads since I was 10 years old, everyone know cigarettes'll kill ya!

And when I get them juuls, and I ain't admittin' I got these juuls......well, I make sure I never sell them.  At all.  I give them away.  Can I help it if my friends are...generous?  They give me everything is legal, right?

It's funny, I just read somethin' that they didn't design these to look like USB ports - I guess it was an accident, right?  And these big companies didn't design them to be small, easy to hide, it was a coincidence, because a USB port is small.....funny, huh?

It's not smoking!  I would never sell drugs or cigarettes!

        (turns to leave, stops, looks back)

But....if they wanted to get kids to avoid these juuls....well, everyone knows you make somethin' illegal it's really interesting!

         (Exits to a new world!)


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