Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1530 The Annoying Man Festival by Janet S. Tiger (c) April 25, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1530  The Annoying Man Festival by Janet S. Tiger (c) April 25, 2018       
                       
                            The Annoying Man Festival

                                                         by Janet S. Tiger
                                                © 2018 all rights reserved
                                                   tigerteam1@gmail.com

            (A woman struts onstage - this can be a woman of any age, race or nationality - this is truly a universal woman)

Hello!  Yes, you heard the introduction correctly.  I am here to explain The Annoying Man Festival.

Some of you may be confused, thinking I mean....The Burning Man Festival.

For those of you who have heard of the Burning Man Festival you know that it is held once a year, since 1986 and is filled with crazy events.  

How can we tell the difference between the Annoying Man Festival and Burning Man Festival?

Simple!  Burning Man is only once a year - while the |Annoying Man Festival is 365 Days!  24/7!  Non-stop!  Just when you think the annoying is over, there it is, back again!  Creative, sharing.....but always....annoying!

And anyone who has ever lived with a man knows the reality - Burning Man can only accomodate a few thousand men - the Annoying Man Festival..... is for all!

         (She turns to leave, stops, looks back)

No matter how wonderful the man, no matter what a good father, or son, or husband or brother.......sooner or later, he will be starring in.....the Annoying Man Festival..... 

        (She walks off laughing.....part of the Annoying Woman's Festival)
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