Saturday, April 7, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1513 A Better Way (for the Senior Channel) by Janet S. Tiger (c) April 8, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1513  A Better Way (for the Senior Channel) by Janet S. Tiger (c) April 8, 2018                                         
                                                  A Better Way!

                                                         by Janet S. Tiger
                                                © 2018 all rights reserved

               (Actor enters, is filled with energy!)

Welcome!  To the Senior Channel's newest show!  You have been asking for this show for a long time, and now, we have it!  A way to be involved in the political system in a positive way!  And a positively entertaining way!

Yes, welcome to...........Pick a Prez!

Forget about the silliness of  the old fashioned way of choosing our president!  Forget about(says with disdain)....ELECTION DAY!

We have the ultimate solution to the problem of the whole process!  Yes, we have combined all of the perfectly fair elements of Survivor, Dancing With The Stars, and America's Got Talent - to bring you and the country ...our next President!

Our contestants will have several different tasks - they will have to survive on a desert island while eating bugs!....They will dance their way into your hearts all the while espousing their political views!  They will need to show you their talent, and we even have a bikini competition!  It's the best time you will have watching anything!

Our first contestants for the highest office in the land will include some folks you know and others you will grow to love!   Oprah Winfrey!   Kellyanne Conway! Jay Z!   Angelina Jolie!   Jimmy Kimmel!  and  as a special of the Kardashians!

And you...the viewer!...will have the ultimate control!  No worrying about sending in a ballot by...mail!  No worry about whether you are registered!  All you need is a TV, or a computer...or just a phone!

And you can vote as often as you want ....until your fingers are puffy and bleeding!

So remember, forget Election Day....Vote for your favorite President right here on the Senior Channel!  Time and day on the screen now....remember....Pick a Prez!

           (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

And if you don't like the more waiting four in a new Prez next season!

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
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Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

1 comment:

Jennifer Silva Redmond said...

Hahaha. It's coming next, no doubt about it!