Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #833 A New Candidate by Janet S. Tiger (c) May 25, 2016

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Monologue Mania Day #833 A New Candidate by Janet S. Tiger (c) May 25,  2016

                              A New Candidate
                             A monologue by Janet S. Tiger  (c) 2016 all rights reserved
     (Older actor comes out - waving to the audience)

Announcing a new candidate for the highest office in the  heard it here first on the Senior Channel!

Drumroll please!

My butt for President!

      (Cups ear, listening)

I hear that some of you are asking.....why should my butt be President?


My butt is very smart!  

My butt can make phone calls - even when my phone is in my pocket,next to my genitals, who - so far as I know -have yet to make a call.

But my butt calls all manner of people - my children, my spouse.....even complete, strangers!

Since  my butt is that smart - why not big plans?  Big plans for my butt!

I can see the posters now - and the fliers that flood into our mailboxes during election year -

My Butt will solve all the problems of this country - of the world!

Vote for a Butt for President!

(Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

And for the other candidates - they can just Butt Out!

      (He exits - hopefully from the race!)

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
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