Saturday, January 3, 2015

Monologue Mania Day# 325 by Janet S. Tiger The First Time (male) Jan. 3, 2015

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Monologue Mania Day# 325  by Janet S. Tiger The First Time (male)  Jan. 3, 2015

Note- this was originally started in May 2009, the male version is on Day # 325.  These two can be performed together, as a duo - very effective when the lines are said mostly separately, then joined for some of the lines, especially at the end.  
                                                   
                        The First Time (male)
                                             
                                      ©Janet S. Tiger all rights reserved
                                                tigerteam1@gmail.com

              (A man comes out onstage.)



The first time....
The first time you breathe.

The first time you know it's your mother smiling at you.

The first time you eat something very delicious.

The first time you walk, the first time you run....

The first time you want to hurt someone

The first time you realize you would die to save your Mom.

The first time you are very mad at your Mom.

The first time....you're afraid.
The first time you go to school.

The first time you have to be so bored that you could jump out a window.

The first time you get in trouble and go to the principal's office.

The first time your Dad is really mad at you because you got in trouble.

The first time you make a friend.

The first time you realize that friend likes the same girl you do....and neither one of you goes out with her and you are still friends.

The first time you drive...the first time you drive really fast!   ....the first time you hit something and you have to fix it with your buddy so your parents don't find out...but they do.

The first time you have to pay your own insurance.

The first time you camp out under the stars and go fishing.

The first time you find out that you really like to build things.

The first time you get drunk.

The first time.....you do it.

The first time you do it ....with a girl.

The first time...you are very scared she could be pregnant.

The first time you are REALLY relieved someone isn't pregnant.

The first time you graduate.

The first time you fall in love,,,,,,,

The first time you really get hurt and you stay in your apartment  for days and eat delivery pizza and don't shave and don't recognize yourself in the mirror.

The first time you really hate someone.

The first time....(slowly) .you hurt someone.

The first time you realize you did something really bad and you can't fix it.

The first time you ..(hard to say this) ...cry....

The first time you stop getting drunk to ease the pain because the pain is gone.

The first time you get a job.

The first time you see someone walking down the street and she is so beautiful and you know this is the woman you are going to spend your whole life with

The first time you get married....

The first time she gets pregnant ......the first time she has a miscarriage.

The first time you are really relieved when she is pregnant - and she has your son, and you see him and something happens inside and you are never the same and for the first time you know how much your father loved you even if he never told you.

The first time you....say I love to your son.

The first time.....you realize your kids are grown.

The first time you retire.

The first time your wife almost kills you because you're driving her crazy so you get a hobby that you really love.

The first time you lose someone you love.

The first time....you realize someone you loved is never gone.

The first time you forget something....

The first time you get that pain in your chest that feels like an elephant is sitting on you....

The first time you realize that everything you know is ....nothing.

The first time you see your grandchild and …..you see your grandchild graduate.

The first time you .....I'm sorry I can't remember this line.....I do know I am so tired....really tired.....of saying 'the first time'

          (Starts to walk off, looks back)

Now I remember….

The first time......you die.


          
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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8





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