Monday, May 21, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1557 Roly Monopoly by Janet S. Tiger (c) May 22, 2018

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Monologue Mania Day # 1557  Roly Monopoly by Janet S. Tiger (c) May 22, 2018   

                                                  Roly Monopoly
                                              A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   
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         (Announcer is at TV desk)

We hope you are sitting down because the following is a shocking expose!

This is a special edition of your TV news with the shocking and horrifying story that Google may be......a monopoly!

Yes, a monopoly!  Because 20 billion people use Google every day, and only 23 people use the search engine from Bing......

         (Holds up a graph with a giant Google and an almost invisible Bing symbol)

See, positive proof that we are always accurate!

         (Throws graph to the side)

And here is the other completely new news!  To get all these billions of  people using Google, Google has a TOP SECRET algorithm!  And Google may use its top secret algorithm to....please don't faint when you learn this!...Google uses the algorithm to divert customers to Google sites so that Google can.....(clutches heart)....MAKE MORE MONEY!

(Sighs)  And now, we have a commercial break and then we return with 
about a TV show ......and the VERY IMPORTANT stars
of this show ........who are about to have a baby!  

And yes...... This important TV show follows our news on this very channel!  

     (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

So stay tuned!  And if you forget the name of the show, please google us at 
we are part of the com!

         (Cut to commercial......or turn the channel - whichever you do, the news will still be awful!)

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