Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Monologue Mania Day # 1162 Vice Squad by Janet S. Tiger (c) April 19 , 2017

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Monologue Mania Day # 1162 Vice Squad by Janet S. Tiger (c) April 19 , 2017                   
                                                 Vice Squad
                    ©Janet S. Tiger all rights reserved

            (Actor comes onstage)
I am a very unusual person......I have absolutely no vices whatsoever!

I do not drink.

I do not smoke.

I do not gamble.

I do not curse......

And most of all, I do not leave the toilet seat up...

         (Turns to leave, stops and looks back, smiling)

Oh, almost forgot......I do not tell the truth!

         (Leaves, laughing)


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