Monday, March 6, 2017

Monologue Mania Day #1118 Before and After by Janet S. Tiger (c) Mar. 6, 2017

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Monologue Mania Day #1118 Before and After by Janet S. Tiger (c) Mar. 6, 2017      

                                              Before and After
                                                         a monologue   by 
                                               by Janet S. Tiger (c) all rights reserved (c) 2017

          (Actor comes out like on a TV commercial)

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Here's the before......

        (Holds up a photo of a two people)

And now, the after!

        (Rips the photo in two, burning the ripped photo of one of the people)

Easy!  And more than that, so satisfying!

That stalking much did he weigh?  One hundred eighty-five pounds!  Gone!

        (Picks another photo, rips, burns)

That bitch who stole your car?  What was she - one hundred twenty-five pounds?  Not any more!

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and after!

        (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

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        (Exits, and we see the back of the shirt says - Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How!)


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