Sunday, October 23, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #984 Winning Season by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 23, 2016

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Monologue Mania Day #984 Winning Season by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 23,  2016

                            Winning Season

                                             A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   
                                            (c)  2016    all rights reserved
      (Actor enters in Charger fan clothing - hat-shirt - whatever you can find.  Maybe a flag to wave!)

Hey!  I am the greatest fan of the Chargers!  I have been a fan for like, a million years!  And I watch all the games, and, now right here on this youtube channel, I am now going to offer the team a sure-fire way to win EVERY game - and go all the way to the Super Bowl!

Are you listening, Chargers?  This is important, because it is really scientific!  All season, I have been noticing something strange - when I am interrupted from watching the Charger game by something unimportant, like maybe driving my wife someplace, or having to watch the kids at soccer practice, the Chargers win!  But if I watch, you lose!

This has happened for all the games - I turn on the TV - you guys get an interception and you lose, in the last minute of the game!  But if I don't watch, YOU get the interception!  And YOU win, in the last ten seconds of the game!

So, here's my offer - all you have to do is pay me a million dollars....NOT TO WATCH!  And that is a small amount compared to when you win the Super Bowl!  I mean, it will be difficult for me not to watch, because I am your biggest fan, but for a million bucks, I'd rather you win!  We have to make sacrifices for what we love!

So, give me a call.....or just send the check!  Thank you!

         (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

And if you don't.......maybe after you have another losing season......there's always next year!

          (Exits to - we hope! - a winning season)


Based on a true scientific story!  Please call me Chargers!  And I will not watch - and you will win!

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
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