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Monologue Mania Day #984 Winning Season by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 23, 2016
Winning Season
Winning Season
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger
(c) 2016 all rights reserved
tigerteam1@gmail.com
(Actor enters in Charger fan clothing - hat-shirt - whatever you can find. Maybe a flag to wave!)
Hey! I am the greatest fan of the Chargers! I have been a fan for like, a million years! And I watch all the games, and, now right here on this youtube channel, I am now going to offer the team a sure-fire way to win EVERY game - and go all the way to the Super Bowl!
Are you listening, Chargers? This is important, because it is really scientific! All season, I have been noticing something strange - when I am interrupted from watching the Charger game by something unimportant, like maybe driving my wife someplace, or having to watch the kids at soccer practice, the Chargers win! But if I watch, you lose!
This has happened for all the games - I turn on the TV - you guys get an interception and you lose, in the last minute of the game! But if I don't watch, YOU get the interception! And YOU win, in the last ten seconds of the game!
So, here's my offer - all you have to do is pay me a million dollars....NOT TO WATCH! And that is a small amount compared to when you win the Super Bowl! I mean, it will be difficult for me not to watch, because I am your biggest fan, but for a million bucks, I'd rather you win! We have to make sacrifices for what we love!
So, give me a call.....or just send the check! Thank you!
(Turns to leave, stops, looks back)
And if you don't.......maybe after you have another losing season......there's always next year!
(Exits to - we hope! - a winning season)
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Based on a true scientific story! Please call me Chargers! And I will not watch - and you will win!
Hey! I am the greatest fan of the Chargers! I have been a fan for like, a million years! And I watch all the games, and, now right here on this youtube channel, I am now going to offer the team a sure-fire way to win EVERY game - and go all the way to the Super Bowl!
Are you listening, Chargers? This is important, because it is really scientific! All season, I have been noticing something strange - when I am interrupted from watching the Charger game by something unimportant, like maybe driving my wife someplace, or having to watch the kids at soccer practice, the Chargers win! But if I watch, you lose!
This has happened for all the games - I turn on the TV - you guys get an interception and you lose, in the last minute of the game! But if I don't watch, YOU get the interception! And YOU win, in the last ten seconds of the game!
So, here's my offer - all you have to do is pay me a million dollars....NOT TO WATCH! And that is a small amount compared to when you win the Super Bowl! I mean, it will be difficult for me not to watch, because I am your biggest fan, but for a million bucks, I'd rather you win! We have to make sacrifices for what we love!
So, give me a call.....or just send the check! Thank you!
(Turns to leave, stops, looks back)
And if you don't.......maybe after you have another losing season......there's always next year!
(Exits to - we hope! - a winning season)
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Based on a true scientific story! Please call me Chargers! And I will not watch - and you will win!
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315 CaregiversAnon.org
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Funny!
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