Saturday, October 1, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #962 Rememberies by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 1, 2016

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 Monologue Mania Day #962  Rememberies by Janet S. Tiger (c) Oct. 1, 2016

                                                (Not) a monologue 
                                                  by Janet S. Tiger   
                                     c)  2016    all rights reserved

WIFE - Wasn't he going with what's her name?

HUSBAND -He might have been.

WIFE - Do you know which what's her name I'm talking about?

HUSBAND -Of course, it was you know who's daughter, right?

WIFE - -The same you know who from the library?

HUSBAND -That's the one....I think

WIFE - -I think you're confused!

HUSBAND -How could that be possible?  I never forget a face!

WIFE -  You couldn't identify our daughter's face!

HUSBAND -That was last year, now I remember.  And it was far away....

 WIFE - Ten feet!

HUSBAND - Maybe I do need glasses....

WIFE -  Maybe you need a new head.....

HUSBAND - Now there's a store for you.....the new head store....

WIFE - Sounds like pornography...

HUSBAND -They don't have those anymore, I think it's all CDs now....

WIFE - Not with that interest!

HUSBAND -So was she interested or did she drop him like a hot potato?

WIFE -  Who?

HUSBAND -Who's on first?

WIFE -  No, his name was Durst.....I think......

HUSBAND - I think I'm getting hungry, how about something to eat.....

WIFE - Sounds good, I remember better when my stomach is full...

HUSBAND -Remember what?

WIFE - What?

HUSBAND -I'll take that sandwich.....

          (They turn to leave, stop, look back)

HUSBAND -Was that the last line?

WIFE - I hope so.....

HUSBAND -Who can remember......

           (As they leave, we hear)

WIFE - Remember what?

HUSBAND -  I think we forgot something...

WIFE -  What? 

HUSBAND -  The plot!

WIFE -  Maybe next time......

           (They exit, for now.)

Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

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