Thursday, December 22, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #1043 Accident by Janet S. Tiger (c) Dec. 21, 2016

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Monologue Mania Day #1043 Accident by Janet S. Tiger (c) Dec. 21, 2016
FYI - Due to a problem with posting, this was written Dec. 21 but it will not post until Dec. 22 - so you will be getting two in your email inbox.

                                 A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved 2016

          (Actor stumbles in, is shaking)

Oh, my God!  Oh, my God!  I can't believe what just happened!

I'm not used to driving in the rain, and I saw the stop sign, I did!  And I put my foot on the brake...


And the car started to did!  And I thought everything was fine, but didn't stop!  It felt like everything was in slow motion!  And I was just moving into the intersection!  And I couldn't see the other car coming right at me...and they probably couldn't see me either, because it was raining in sheets....and then....

        (Smacks hands together)

Bam!  It felt like.....well....I don't felt like......smash!  I never been in an accident before, you know, so I guess this is the first time.....

        (Takes a deep breath) one was hurt......just some old tree.....and my new car!  but me......

        (Shakes arms and legs)

I'm ok, I little mistake.....that can change your match not burned out, one door left one word someone isn't supposed to overhear

        (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

and me......the accident that happens damn sperm that swims too fast......

         (Exits....maybe not such an accident)

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