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Monologue Mania Day #1031 The Free Bag Lady by Janet S. Tiger (c) Dec. 9, 2016
The Free Bag Lady
A monologue by Janet S. Tiger (c) Dec. 8, 2016
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(The actress enters with bags surrounding, holding bags, wearing bags on her arms, bags flying.....very much a bag lady!)
Freedom for the bags! Oh, my bags! All my bags! I love you all! The big, the small! They won't give you out any more, because of the environment! I love the environment! I don't want to fight about the environment! Who can argue with saving the planet? Not me!
But I love you bags!
Please give my bags back! Free! Unencumbered by rules and regulations - FREE! Please let me have as many bags as I want! PLEASE!
I never throw them on the ground! I never put them in storm drains! I love my bags! I use them in my garbage pails at home! I revere them! I use them for gifts! I am a proud bag lady!
(She collects the bags and hugs them to her, listens)
What? I have thousands! I've been saving bags since they threatened to cut off my supply! I have whole closets for my bags! They are more than a hobby, they are my friends!
(Turns to leave, stops, listens)
Freedom for the bags! Oh, my bags! All my bags! I love you all! The big, the small! They won't give you out any more, because of the environment! I love the environment! I don't want to fight about the environment! Who can argue with saving the planet? Not me!
But I love you bags!
Please give my bags back! Free! Unencumbered by rules and regulations - FREE! Please let me have as many bags as I want! PLEASE!
I never throw them on the ground! I never put them in storm drains! I love my bags! I use them in my garbage pails at home! I revere them! I use them for gifts! I am a proud bag lady!
(She collects the bags and hugs them to her, listens)
What? I have thousands! I've been saving bags since they threatened to cut off my supply! I have whole closets for my bags! They are more than a hobby, they are my friends!
(Turns to leave, stops, listens)
The problem? I can't remember them when I go into the store and so I have to buy more!
WAAAAAAAH!
(She exits to a place with free bags)
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