Sunday, November 20, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #1012 Future Freak Show by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 20, 2016

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Monologue Mania Day #1012 Future Freak Show by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 20, 2016

                                          Future Freak Show
                               A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved

                (Actor from the future enters, covered in tatoos, with piercings, very wild!)

Step right up, folks!  

Welcome to the freak show!

Take a close look - have you ever seen anything like her skin?  Not one tatoo!  No green, no blue, no black, no red!!

And that face - can you believe it?  That face has no metal!  

Is this a genetic accident?  A mutant?

Or the result of .......... a life of sin?

        (Points to the audience)

You be the judge!

Come right in......To see, the amazing un-tatooed lady!

A special bargain today......only one million dollars!  

             (Turns to leave, stops look back)

But please, no children!  Too scary!

            (Exits laughing)
Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
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1 comment:

Jennifer Silva Redmond said...

Ha-ha-ha! Reminds me of the line in "LA Story" where Steve Martin's character says to Sarah Jessica Parker's character that her breast feel "weird" and she says "That's because they're real!"