Friday, September 16, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #947 Let It Go - or Not! by Janet S. Tiger (c) Sept. 16, 2016

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 Monologue Mania Day #947  by Janet S. Tiger (c) Sept. 16, 2016

                                       Let It Go! - Or Not....
                                                           A monologue by Janet S. Tiger 
                                             © 2016 all rights reserved

            (This is the same head of the company from Day # 939 - only now he is wearing the robes of a guru as he enters majestically, smoothly, with great lovingkindness to all)

Hello! I am the Go-to-Guru and I invite you to come to Stopplemyers Solutions! I am here to offer the wisdom of the ages.......and of a great Beatles song......Let It Go!  Ok, the Beatles song was Let It Be, but it's really all the same.....objects are not the object of is the let go of what troubles you!  The worries, the items that you have no need for.....

             (He bows)

And, in our very own conference area - special classes for those who want to learn to let go!  With giant dumpsters right outside for your personal purging pleasure......

              (He pulls his hands apart and his robe billows behind him, opens his eyes and smiles)

But if you can't let it go......or don't want to!......we have the solution for that, too!

             (He turns and we see the sign on the back of his robe)

.....Stopplemyer's Storage Units!

             (He takes his arms and moves the robe sensuously)

Hoarders Heaven - for those who want their storage - Out-A-Site!

             (He removes the robe and throws it aside)

The solution for every problem  - keep it or let it go - one stop Stopplemyers!

             (He turns to leave, stops, looks back)

Remember - you can't take it with you - but you can store  Stopplemyers.!....the last stop for your stuff!
             (He flies off to a land more stuff)
Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315      
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