Friday, May 2, 2014

Monologue Mania Day #79 Yay for New Wrinkles! May 2, 2014 by Janet S. Tiger (c) 2014

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May 1, 2014 Day #78 Monologue Mania by Janet S. Tiger (c) 2014             

                                                              
                                       Yay for New Wrinkles!
                                                (for the Senior Channel)                                                   
                                                    by Janet S. Tiger
                                             © 2014 all rights reserved
                                                 tigerteam1@gmail.com              (The older gentleman from Day 9 and Day 22 returns - with another idea he is very excited about.  He strides onstage purposefully and faces the camera and studio audience.  He is holding a mirror in one hand.)

Ladies and gentlemen - I welcome you to the continuing Senior Channel show which highlights our problems and how to solve them.  Since I have a great deal more time to think about things than when I was younger, I have been pondering a new issue, a new fight for us.

And it's literally staring us right in the face.

               (He holds up the mirror)

I see 'em.....there they are......(booms)  WRINKLES!

And when you say new wrinkles, I think that's one of those phrases like jumbo shrimp.....New Wrinkles!  A wrinkle by its very definition is....old!

But with wrinkles, I am just scratching the sagging skin surface......I want everyone here to think about wrinkles.....and how they have become a symbol of a subtle, but ubiquitous ageist attitude that all seniors face!

Still don't get it?  Everyone here has heard the ads for ANTI- wrinkles, right?  Well, if wrinkles are a sign of deepening wisdom - why the urge to get rid of them?

Why not have a brand new cream - PRO- wrinkle cream! 

It wouldn't have to be a cream, it could just be someone calling you up to remind you how old you are - with a new photo every day!  And then another angle would be to have teams cataloging all the things you can worry about - personal AND global - now that's a way to make those wrinkles hatch like eggs on a KFC farm!

And we could protest all those young, smooth-skinned people in the ads!  We could even kidnap one and take photos to show how old and wrinkled she really is without makeup!

           (Listens)

Sorry, didn't mean to advocate kidnapping....just a joke, there, folks, to illustrate my main point.

Which is - if wisdom is gained through age, and wrinkles are the gift we get, why is the present so ridiculed?  In other times, people revered age - wrinkles indicated you had survived!  Now, the object is to look young forever!  What's next?  Actually living forever? 

           (He takes a deep breath to calm down)

So I am suggesting that we protest where it hurts them the most - we stop buying all the wrinkle creams.... and age-defying systems that are just more expensive wrinkle creams, and we launch a march on Washington to protest the treatment of wrinkles!  Better yet, not a march, but a marathon run......(thinks)....ok, maybe a 5K.......

And the name would be........

            (He spreads his arms wide, beaming)

The Wrinkle Run!

             (He turns and starts to jog off, looks back)

You can sign up on my website - Pro-Wrinkle Seniors - Take Back the Skin!  Dot com.

              (He exits. The end of this wrinkle.)
  

Janet S. Tiger    858-274-9678
www.JanetSTiger.weebly.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8



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