Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1503 Of the Earth by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 28, 2018

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!
Today is Day # 1503!  To look at the other 1502 titles - click here
  first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!                 
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
Get  more great award-winning monologues - MonologueZone.com
If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -   
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site on Facebook, Google - with friends.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day # 1503  Of the Earth by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 28, 2018   

                                Of the Earth
                                         A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   
                                             © all rights reserved

       (A man comes onstage dressed in the clothing of a time long, long ago.  He carries a bag and is holding a small container which he waves at the audience.)

Come, my friends, come see.....I have traveled a far distance to bring you this amazing wonder!  Behold, one and all.......

       (He opens the container and shows it to the crowd)

I have here the finest merchandise in the entire world!  This is what I have brought from the land of....Bulgaria.....from the ancient mines of Solnitsata.....the best for all your needs......for preserving your meats, for saving your fish and even trading with your neighbors who could come here today to this fine market.....

I offer you the chance to have this amazing material......and I can tell you that even a few grains could save a life, as I myself have done.....for I have changed the course of history with my goods.....

Just a few years ago, I was traveling on a dusty road many miles from here, in a country which had just endured a terrible war.  Although the armies were not too near.....the people needed my wares, which is why I was there.  But perhaps I was there for other reasons......for I encountered on that hot day a group surrounding and protecting an older man who was very ill. 

Although he had a strong physique, he was laying on the ground, shaking as if in a storm.  His eyes were wild, and his skin burned.  They had given him water, but he was delirious.

I offered my assistance and some did not want me to come near the man, but the others knew he was very ill, and so they took a chance on a simple traveling man.

And they were lucky, as I had seen just his ailment during a terrible heat wave in the deserts of Egypt, when souls are lucky to survive during the windstorms that suck the life from all.

For the man was suffering from the lack of.......

       (He waves the box)

Of.....salt.....a few grains in a glass of water.   I told them it was magic that I had carried across the world......he took a sip and within moments, his eyes cleared and he sat up, a new man.  The others treated me with respect, and he took me in his arms and told me that I had saved a king.

You heard me correctly....a king!  A man whose salvation saved a nation, and in so doing, altered the very course of the history of this world!

All for just a few grains.....

So.....you now have the chance to be the one ....the one who can work miracles....

        (He smiles at the crowd, waves)

Come one, come all......I have my stand over here.....I give you that very opportunity for a very small price....only a tiny bit of gold......for a few grains.......it is so very little to ask.....

       (He turns to leave, indicating they should follow)

For the salt of the earth.....

       (He exits.  Lights down)

First posted -     Day #584   Sept. 19, 2015
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Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty 

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983

Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

Monday, March 26, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1502 Charade by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 27, 2018

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!
Today is Day # 1502!  To look at the other 1501 titles - click here
  first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!                 
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
Get  more great award-winning monologues - MonologueZone.com
If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -   
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site on Facebook, Google - with friends.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day # 1502  Charade  by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 27, 2018   

                                      Charade
                                            Scene from a play by Janet S. Tiger 
                                                   © 2018 all rights reserved 
                                                      tigerteam1@gmail.com

                (Two sisters are seen, one is just finished talking, the other is shaking her head)

S1 - Let me understand this - you want me to pretend that you went over to Mom's house and picked up the presents for Tom's birthday - - and that you brought them over to ...to hospice, where Tom is sleeping for twenty hours a day, and say that you gave him the presents, which he liked.....and now you are going to tell Mom he liked the presents......did I get that right?

S2 -  Perfect!

S1 -  And you expect me to be a part of this .....charade?

S2 -  Of course - why not?  After all, it's a close race who is going to kick it first - your husband, or our mother!

S1 - Please don't forget honorable brother - who is taking care of mom!

S2 -  Oh he didn't look so bad - I don't think he'll go first.

S 1 - Really?  With his high blood pressure?  And no sleep?

S2 -  That would be me....

S 1 -  Oh, yeah......

S2  - Why are you so worried- you don't have to do anything except not say anything that will make mom suspicious....

S1 -  But....but..... you want me to remember this incredible story.....James Bond would have trouble getting this straight!

S 2-  We don't have to worry about him - he's not a member of our family!

S1 -  Thank God!

S2 - So we're all set?

S1 - Wait a minute - what about the actual presents? Are you going to have brother throw them out?

S2 -  No problem - Eddie is gonna hide them from mom in the garage - she'll never find them, and in a few days, I actually will go and pick them up....and bring them to Tom....

S1 - Who doesn't need them!

S2 -  How do you know?  Maybe they're nice....

S1 -  Do you remember the Christmas gifts?  Chocolate from years ago - it had mold on it!

S2 -  You're so picky!  And it's not very nice to say my presents were moldy ....

S1  They weren't your presents!

S2 -  Originally they were - I gave her those Whitman samplers five years ago.

S1 -  (Horrified)   How did we ever get to this!

S2 -  One step at a time, dear sister, one step at a time.....

        (She goes to sister and puts an arm around her)

S1 -  I'm all right

S2 -  Sure you are,  you just put hubby into hospice, you're doing great.

S1 -  It's just for a few days.....until I have a chance to rest....

S2 -  Right.........he's gonna be fine.....

S1 -  I know....just like the chocolate.....

         (They hug, end of scene)
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Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty 

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983

Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1501 Busy Mama by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 26, 2018

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!
Today is Day # 1501!  To look at the other 1500 titles - click here
  first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!                 
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
Get  more great award-winning monologues - MonologueZone.com
If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -   
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site on Facebook, Google - with friends.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day # 1501 by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 26, 2018   

         After passing the 1500 mark on videos, am trying something new-
 For best results, please watch this video - https://www.instagram.com/p/BgbNBHHDrHT/
and read the monologue out loud!  (When we figure out how to do a voice-over on this video, will post!)

                                   Busy Mama
                                        
                                                a monologue by Janet S. Tiger 
                                                   © 2018 all rights reserved 
                                                      tigerteam1@gmail.com

              (The actor this time is a guinea pig.  Yes, a guinea pig.  - click on this video - And she is surrounded by her babies- a million of them.  Well, maybe only five, but it seems like a million.  And she is.....going a little crazy)

(Very fast)  Where did Alvin go?  He was just here!  Cottonball, did you see your brother? Hurry everyone!  I'm trying to get you all ready to go out!  We need to do chores and we are already late!  I'm so glad you don't have to get dressed!  Wait a minute!  Where's Donut?   Stop that!  What do you mean you're hungry!  You all just ate!  And you know if I feed one of you you all want to eat!  And then it takes another hours to get ready!  Only God knows why I only have two nipples and six children!  Now wait a minute...there are supposed to be five of you....let me count....one two three four....onh, no, I lost count.......oh, why don't I have more toes on one foot!

         (Repeat until you get so tired - you go to sleep!)
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Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty 

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983

Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Monologue Mania Day # 1500 Psalm Psunday by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 25, 2018

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!
Today is Day # 1500!  To look at the other 1499 titles - click here
  first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!                 
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop - if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
Get  more great award-winning monologues - MonologueZone.com
If you'd like to write your own monologues, I happen to have a book for that -   
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site on Facebook, Google - with friends.  Wishing you much success!
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Monologue Mania Day # 1500 Psalm Psunday by Janet S. Tiger (c) March 25, 2018   

             Wishing a wonderful holiday to all my friends celebrating Palm Sunday!

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Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty 

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983

Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8