Saturday, February 4, 2017

Monologue Mania Day #1088 Second Child (one-act) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 4, 2017

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Monologue Mania Day #1088 Second Child (one-act) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 4, 2017
       This a duo piece from two monologues Days# 626, 627 (Click on numbers to see as separate pieces)                                             
                                            Second Child  
                                                   (a mini-one-act)
                                                    by Janet S. Tiger)

(There are seven bowls indicating a Buddhist shrine, along with a basket.  Two figures are seen on opposite sides of the stage – one a man, the other a woman, they are at the shrine, but not able to see each other.  The Chinese man is in his 40s, looks older. He is dressed in modern clothing.  He looks at the bowls, bows and puts money into the basket by the Buddha statue.  Shakes his head.
The Chinese woman is in her 40s, she, too, looks older.  She is dressed in modern clothing,.  She looks at the bowls, bows and puts money into the basket by the Buddha statue.  She shakes her head.)

WOMAN - I was brought up to give the offerings, but when I do this now, it is with a bad heart.  I know I am supposed to make right the bad things I have done, or forget them, but how can I do that?

MAN -  My wife is sick.  I know.  We have been married many years.  We have a good life.  Not perfect, but a good son, he has a good job, a good wife.  Now a baby is coming to them.  But my wife is angry, the anger is eating her, like an animal chews at a bone that has no more meat.

This is bad.


She is mad at me.  I don't know why.  


WOMAN - Three babies, three girl babies.  My son was born when I was 18, and he is now a man, married, and his wife is pregnant.  He has a good job, and they will have a good life.


I am happy they changed the law so that my son and his wife can have two babies now, not just one.  Maybe one day, all these bad laws will be gone.  But I cannot forget.

MAN -  (Thinking back to happier times)  She was on the farm right next to my father's farm.   I saw her from when I was a boy, we were friends.  She was nice, I liked her.  She liked me.......I did what I had to do.  Always.  My parents told me I had to get married.  So we got married.  Our farms grew together.... all our ancestors are here with us.

         
WOMAN - And I cannot blame my husband anymore.....he had his reasons.  But three girls, all gone.  He killed, I could not watch.


MAN -  Everything was good until the ....other problems.....(Chokes a bit)  ....When you get bad luck, it always comes in three.  Three girls.....I had to kill those babies.  I did not want to, I had to...I thought she understood .....it was the only thing I could do.


WOMAN - I cried, but could not tell anyone, not even my parents.  They were lucky, I was born before the laws changed, so they would not understand.

How could they understand what I do not understand?

But that is not why I am here.

I am here because.....I am pregnant.

MAN -  They were my babies, too.     I did it, because she cried too much.  The first one, I almost cried, too.  (Remembering, hard for him)  She was so beautiful....she looked like my wife.   The second one looked like my son, like they could have been twins.  And the third....I had my wife wrap the baby in a blanket so I would not see the face, so it would not be burned into my heart like the others.....I put her into the pail of water until there was no more movement, for a few minutes, and I sat with the spirit, and buried her body with her sisters, with her grandmother, so they could be together for all time.

        (He puts his face into his hands, drops to his knees)


WOMAN - I did not think I could be pregnant again, but I am.  All the signs are here.  And we could keep this baby now, and it would be a new generation.  But first I must let go of the other girls who died....who we killed.

I so much wanted a baby girl....and I begged my husband to keep one, we could hide her in the country, like I knew others did.  Hide her until she was old enough, and we could say she was from cousin who died.  You wait long enough, some cousin will die.

But no, he was afraid.

I hate him.  But now I carry another baby from him.  So I ask for help, to understand what I do now.

Do I stay with my husband or leave him?

MAN - I had no choice!  What could I do?  If we tell people about the girls, they would be taken away from us!  Maybe to people here in China, but maybe to other nations, where they would speak strange languages!  What if I met them years later and we could not speak!


WOMAN - Do I stay here, or move to the city to be near my son and his wife, so the babies will have each other to grow up with?

          (She bows her head, slowly rocking)

MAN – (In anguish) And what about the ancestors?  How do I tell them?  No!  Better dead with your family.... than alone in foreign lands!

        (He turns to leave, stops, looks back)


Better...I think.  I hope....I believe......

          (She finally stands up tall)

WOMAN - Same thing every day, no good answers.  But I will come back until I know....or until the baby comes......there is always an answer.....

           (She turns to go, stops, looks back)

But the hardest question - what if the baby.....is a.... boy?

                                         
        (On either side of the stage, spotlight on both, then blackout)

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Background -  In China, starting in 1980, families were limited to one child to stem population growth - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy.  It is estimated over 200 million female babies were aborted as a result of this strictly enforced policy.





Friday, February 3, 2017

Monologue Mania Day #1087 Sitting Shiva (a one-act) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 3, 2017

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Monologue Mania Day #1087 Sitting Shiva (a one-act) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 3, 2017

   In the Jewish tradition, after a person's death, the family sits 'shiva' for a week - which means a service at someone's home every night, with guests coming to help in the mourning process, usually with some refreshments.

                                                                       
                                                        Sitting Shiva ©
                                                    By Janet S. Tiger all rights reserved Jan. 2, 2016
                                                  tigerteam1@gmail.com

Set – Simple, living room
Characters – (in order of appearance)
         LYNN – F – 50s
         PAM    - F  - 50s (Lynn’s younger sister)
          DADDY – M – 80s (Pam and Lynn’s father)

       (Lynn enters, carrying some bags.  She is dressed in black and she looks around, taking a deep breath.)

LYNN - Well, Daddy, you never know, do you.....it can happen anytime....

         (Pam enters, also dressed in black.  She sees Lynn and grabs some of the bags)

PAM  - Are you talking to yourself again?  Better do that in the bathroom when the                    others get here, I mean everyone knows you're nuts, but there's really no reason                to prove it, is there?

         (She looks in the bags)

PAM -  How much stuff did you get?  Why do we need this?

LYNN -  (As if to a child)  When people come to a shiva....they expect food.

PAM -  And God forbid you should disappoint them!  Who made up all this stuff for           shiva?  I mean I thought that in the Bible you just have to get the body into the           ground as fast as possible, because it was so damn hot there in the desert.....so is this shiva stuff in the Bible, or is it just a bunch of things people decided to do          because no one wants to sit through a rabbi droning on with absolutely no           chance of anything to eat afterwards!

LYNN -  Food brings people together....


PAM -  Did you think of that yourself....or did you hear that on Oprah? 

            (Pam is opening chairs, putting out some of the items in the bags)

LYNN-  You never quit, do you?  Even on a day like today.....

PAM -  What are you complaining about?  This shiva thing was YOUR idea!  I don't           think Daddy really wanted it....

LYNN -  It's the right thing to do when someone dies......

PAM -  Someone?  You mean when Daddy dies.....

LYNN -  Please don't keep saying that....

PAM -  Why not?  Because you live in a land of delusion where no one dies?  Here's a newsflash, Miss Lynn.....everyone dies.....

LYNN - (Putting hands over ears)  Stop it!  why do you like to torture me?
(Pam holds up a bag)

PAM -  Because you like to torture me with apples and cantaloupes.....you know how I hate fruit!

LYNN -  But who would think....

PAM -  Who would think an old sick man would die?  It was a surprise to all, but then again, so is the sun coming up every day....life happens! It can't have that big a        surprise - he was talking about dying all the time.....

        (At this, Daddy enters, also in black)

DADDY -  Did I hear someone talking about me dying?  Isn't it enough my best friend in the whole world died?  My only friend that was left over the age of 80......and you  two wish it was me?

PAM -   Daddy, stop that!  We don't wish you were dead!  And you know it!

LYNN -  We just wish that......

DADDY - You didn't volunteer to do the shiva......

PAM - Exactly!

DADDY -  But you did volunteer, Lynn!

PAM -  Of course she did, she always does!

DADDY -  I don't appreciate that either!

LYNN -  What?  You just said Abe was your best friend!

DADDY -  So?

PAM -  (Triumphant)  I told you he didn't want to do this!

LYNN - (Amazed, sputtering)  But Daddy, you said.....

DADDY -  Since when did you start listening to me?  Look, Lynn, you were always the                 girl who couldn't say no....and that always comes back to bite you in the ass!  So just suck it up and let's hope not too many people come, because Shark Tank is                    on tonight, and they have the one with the rabbi who invented a new device for   mohels called easy slice!  I just love that one.....

LYNN -  Well, only a few of the folks from the coffee shop are coming.....

DADDY -  There are only a few folks left, so that is not surprising....what is surprising is        that I never thought I would be sitting shiva again......in my own house.

LYNN -  Oh, Daddy, I know this can't be easy for you....I mean you and Abe go back a        long time....he was such a nice man...

DADDY -  He was an annoying idiot......and he even tried to make a pass at your           mother before she died......

PAM -  (Amazed)  Really?

DADDY -  Which just proved he was an idio......

LYNN -  You never said anything!

DADDY -  And ruin his reputation?  No, Abe was annoying, but when he grabbed your           mother's rear end one night when we were at a restaurant all of us.....I knew he       was slipping.....either his eyes or his brain....turned out to be both......

        (Pam and Lynn try not to laugh)

DADDY -  Look, girls, I realize that one day....this will be for me....

         (They start to protest, but he holds his hands up and they stop)

DADDY -  That's the way it works on this planet.....so, I want you to know           something.....that I appreciate your having shiva for Abe.....he was all alone at           the end.....wife gone, no kids, only child.....a little sad......so...I may           complain....but I truly appreciate everything you two do for me.....all the good                    care, well, I know it's not easy, but I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the two of               you.....

         (He takes their hands and holds them, they are very affected.  He looks out the           window and waves.)

DADDY - Look, they're coming.......Now I just have one request.....make sure that nice    young nurse of Abe's sits right next to me......

          (He plops on the sofa)

PAM -  Daddy!

DADDY -  Look, I may be old....but this ain't my shiva yet!

          (We see them hug each other as the lights dim.  Curtain)

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Thursday, February 2, 2017

Monologue Mania Day #1086 Lost (for Caregivers Anonymous) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 2, 2017

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            first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
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Monologue Mania Day #1086 Lost (for Caregivers Anonymous) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 2, 2017

                                         Lost
                  (for Caregivers Anonymous)

                 by Janet S. Tiger all rights reserved
I never lose anything!

            (The others laugh)

But it's true!  I found the secret to to never losing anything....it's not much of a secret....you see it's only logic!  I know that everything is RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.....on this planet.

            (Others really laugh)

You laugh, but think about it....that really narrows down the search......it is a HUGE universe, and now, it turns out, there may be INFINITE UNIVERSES!  So to know that any object is RIGHT HERE on this Earth, well, that is truly helpful!

             (Listens)

What if it was burned up.....or flooded?  or even worse.....eaten?

Well, try not to be so picky...it's still here, just in a different form!

How do I know all this - experience!

            (He goes to the wheelchair, sits)

A smudge on an x-ray.  When you hear those words, start praying it was just the technician and a big thumb......because it's never good, that smudge.

The doctor told us my wife had a smudge.....and needed a few more tests.

Few.

He talked to us and told us the news.   Good and bad.  We held hands.  She was 49.

Young, still beautiful.  Not cancer.  You'd think that was good news.  Funny about news.  Would I have preferred cancer?  We might have had a chance against cancer....

But the testing had made our doctor concerned about....how did he put it?  Cognitive function.  The way my wife answered questions.  How she got lost coming to one of the tests, that she wrote everything down, yet couldn't keep up with all the details like she once could......everyone worries about these things, but the doctor had a mother who had early Alzheimers, so he saw something, and she was tested, and it actually was genetic.  Both her parents had died young, so no family history to warn us......no brothers, no sisters.....(sighs)....and so the long road begins.

 After awhile, she couldn't work.  We took a few trips, but things progressed rapidly, and suddenly, I couldn't work, and our money was slowly disappearing.....

Of all the things I've ever lost.....dreams .....that's the one you have no trouble finding.  In your mind, reminding, in your heart.....beating the notes for a song that lasts forever.......

(sings)  You've got to win a little, lose a little, yes, and always have the blues a little, that's the story of, that's the glory of.....love.....

So...just as we were about to lose our home, my parents were killed in a car crash, and, being the last of my family......my brother and sister died when I was a baby.....I inherited my folks' maybe not millions...but the royalties on their songs, and jingles, and we kept the house.....and I have enough for round the clock nursing.....and she has no idea who I am......

The therapy has taught me that I need to be grateful for the time we had- good times, those we can't lose.....Or can we?

         (He turns to go back to his chair)

So next time you lose something, think about it...maybe it is isn't that WE lost something.....maybe, WE are the lost.....

          (Franklin sits.  Lights down, end of scene)
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Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Monologue Mania Day #1085 Genesis (a one-act) by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 1, 2017

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!

            first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
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Monologue Mania Day #1085 Genesis (a one-act)  by Janet S. Tiger (c) Feb. 1, 2017

                                                     Genesis 
                   by Janet S. Tiger all rights reserved
                                                  tigerteam1@gmail.com

                                                                         Genesis ©
                                         by Janet S. Tiger   © All rights reserved 2015
                                                                  tigerteam1@gmail.com

Setting – simple set, bare stage

Characters – (in order of appearance)
                1 Female  youngish
                1 Male       youngish



 (A woman comes out.  She is barely covered - just the important spots.  She is eating an apple.)

EVE - Mmmm,mmmmm,mmmm, this is good.  I just love these, I don't care what he      calls them, I think I'm giving it my own name.......John, Peter, Paul...Mack...that's good, a Mack apple.  Juicy and delicious.

       (She chomps down, finishes and throws the core away)

EVE - I wish we had something to put garbage in.... I hate to just throw stuff on the           ground.  Maybe that snake will show me where I can get a....what would I call                    it.....a garbage pail.  That's a good name....I just love knowing things......what a     great tree! 

         (She pulls another apple out of her skimpy outfit as Adam runs onstage, worried)

ADAM -  Put that down!  I told you to hide!  We’re gonna be in big trouble, the least you     can do is hide the evidence….

 (He takes a good look at Eve, very appreciative)

ADAM -  Where’d you get that?

EVE – (Happy)  This old thing? 

ADAM -  (Pulls himself back to reality) Look, are you paying attention? Did you hear           anything I said?

EVE -  If you don’t listen to me, I don’t have to listen to you - a guy who’s short a rib!     Ooh, I think we’re having our first fight…..maybe I should post it on           Facebook….of course with no one else around, how could a change in status           make a lot of difference?

ADAM – (Pulling his hair) Oh, my God!  (Looks up)  Sorry……Why did I have to eat that    apple!

EVE - And stop complaining!  Daddy won’t notice a few apples, there’s plenty!  And that    snaky guy sure was nice.  Okay, his skin was a little slimy, but I'm sure that's just     adolescence.  And I don't care what everyone says, I trust him.  I mean, why do I    have to listen to some faceless voice?  What did the snake call it when you hear   voices?  Schizo!  I don't wanna be that.  Nope, we did the right thing eating these apples.....I mean, what could possibly go wrong when you put your mouth on           something that tastes so good.....I have no regrets!  Except I look like Daisy May    in this outfit, but hey, maybe there's a Nordstrom Tree Rack around here           someplace.....

          (She is about to take a bite, when a voice is heard, they drop down, start trying to        sneak off)

ADAM -.Our father!  Now we're in for it.......I betcha we get grounded!

EVE - Daddy'll never kick us out.....he just couldn't!  Come on, I know a great place to       hide…..under the bleachers….and the snake had some other great ideas……..

           (They exit, Adam looking back and shaking his head.   We hear sounds of oohing          and aahing, and Adam returns, smiling, he is really a man now!  Then he runs         off, grabs a big package and walks off, sweating but singing.  We now see Eve,       walking slowly. She is now wrapped up a bit better and carrying a big pile of stuff    – she stumbles and she is very annoyed)

EVE -  I can't believe he did it!  He thinks he's so big and powerful, ok, I get it!  But I mean, who woulda thought?  That he'd actually follow through!  On his own  children!  Who does that?  And such a stupid thing, to eat an apple and get           kicked out!  I mean it wasn't like LSD or anything serious!  Boy, one tiny, little           mistake....okay we disobeyed, but hey, nobody's perfect, right?

            (She looks around)

EVE - And where the hell is Adam?  How come I get to carry all this stuff?  I hope this               walking behind dragging everything is not gonna be a trend, because I don't like       it.....

           (She sets down the baggage and her coat falls open to show she is pregnant.                She rubs her belly)



EVE - And this is no great delight either.....I wonder how it happened….another           mystery….well, whatever is in there is kicking up a storm......none of this was my      fault....if I'd had a good soap opera to watch or maybe some HBO, I never would been having a latte with that stupid snake.  Well, I'll know better for next time.

             (She looks around)

EVE – Where is that man?  I’ll bet he forgot to take out the garbage before we left….I          guess the garbage is no big deal, it’s a big world, plenty of room for           garbage…..Well, I'd better catch up with Adam, maybe he'll know what to do           about whatever's happening in here.......maybe some Pepto Bismol will help......

               (She grabs her stomach, almost falls to her knees)


EVE - Whoa, that was no kick.......that was......painful.......What a sensation!  .But it also    felt like, the beginning of something ......amazing........

               (She struggles to her feet, taking a few of the items with her)

EVE -.......what should I call it this .....I cain't think of the word....CAIN, now that sounds         interesting....

               (She turns to leave, stops, looks back)

EVE ......maybe I'll be able to get through this after all......Able......

                (She walks off slowly.  When she returns, she is in a dark covering, her head   is bowed.  She comes and kneels, then lifts her head to the sky)

EVE -  I know you told me that it would hurt to have these babies, but.....I didn't believe          you.  How much pain could it be?  I watched the other animals, they give birth       quickly, and, ok, maybe mine took a little longer, but it wasn't so bad.  And the          result!  These beautiful little beings, made in our image!  I felt ……just like you      must have felt!  Only.....a little more messy.

            (She gets up, goes and starts collecting something off the ground.  Rocks.            Which she holds in one hand throughout the next)

EVE - And the joy when they grow, all right, some annoyance.  They do not listen, they    want to do what they want to do.......I'm sure you can understand that!

          Then they pick a profession.  I wanted Cain to be a doctor, but he picked farming,        ok, like his father. We couldn't complain.  I mean we did, but he pointed out that       becoming a doctor was going to take centuries before there were any good        schools, and the interest on the loans would just be prohibitive.  So, a farmer he         is.

           And Abel, with those stupid, smelly sheep.  Okay, they make nice warm clothes,         but that constant  'baah, baah....... humbug!  It gets to you after awhile..........

           But the surprise was......(she chokes up).......where the pain really comes from in          childbirth...it ain't in the giving birth.....it's.....how much it hurts when one of           them....... dies!

           You let us find out for ourselves....... nice plot twist.......

           (She takes the rocks and puts them on a spot)

EVE -I tried putting dust on this grave, but it blows away.  I think I'll just leave these           rocks.  They might last longer......

          Although, there is no way those rocks will last longer than my love.....

            (Adam enters, head bowed, sees her and goes over to put his hand on her           shoulder.)

ADAM – I don’t think you should stay here anymore….you might become a…(thinks)..a          pillar of salt…

EVE-  What the hell is that?

ADAM -  What is what?  Oh the pillar thing….I got it from this….

            (He pulls a book out of his pocket, shows it to her)

EVE – (Suspicious)  Where’d you get that?

ADAM – It was in the nightstand next to the bed……but look, it’s all about us….and the     future!  There are some wonderful stories……

           (Eve looks, shakes her head)

ADAM – But it’s a best seller!

EVE -  It’s no Harry Potter…….

ADAM -  But it has great wisdom ….something for everyone…..

EVE -  That’s a lotta pages…..I think I’ll wait for the movie…..

ADAM-  That’s gonna be a few years….from what Daddy told us, we’re not gonna live     forever anymore….

EVE -  Oh, Daddy, he’s a lotta talk, but I know he’ll change his mind sooner or           later….and show us how to splice genes and do DNA stuff so we can  live           forever again….

ADAM -  Maybe down the road, but for now….we still have one child left….maybe we      should focus on that….

EVE -  That bum!  That murderous bum!  How can you…

ADAM – (Talks over her)  Still our son!    He’s all we have…..one chance to get it           right….so he can marry his sisters…..and get this whole story moving again…..       come on honey, let’s go…back to the future….

EVE – Now there’s a good title!

ADAM -  You’re right….if I can just find my iphone, I’ll write it down…

EVE -  iphone?  What the hell is THAT?

ADAM -  I’ll show you, there’s this great store……and what is this hell you keep talking           about?

EVE – I dunno, the word just keeps popping up, I think I got it from the snake…..

ADAM – Still talking about the snake…..if you hadn’t listened to that snake….

          (They start to exit, still arguing)

EVE -  If I hadn’t listened?  What about you, Mr. Still Forgets to Take Out the Garbage?

ADAM -  Will you ever let that go?

            (She stops for a moment, looks back at the grave, runs to touch it)

EVE -  (A little teary)  Maybe never……

            (He holds out his hand to her, and she comes to take it)

EVE -  But it’s been a good life……

ADAM -  Not just good, but the beginning……

EVE -  A wonderful life……

            (They exit holding hands as we hear)

ADAM -  Now that’s an interesting title…..It’s a Wonderful Life…….

            (They exit to a wonderful future)
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First posted Day # 670  Genesis by Janet S. Tiger Dec. 13, 2015
            This is a mini-one-act from several monologues

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