Sunday, November 27, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #1019 Something About a Party by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 27, 2016

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            first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
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Monologue Mania Day #1019 Something About a Party by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 27, 2016
                                    Something About a Party
                               A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved
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           (The actor enters, with many lists for a party.....ok, yes, it is the writer again, but where do I end and all these characters begin?  Maybe in the party in my head)

          There's something about a party that is like a play..... you can prepare and prepare for a party  and you can prepare and prepare for a play..... but until you actually get to the time of the party or the time of the play...... the day..... the moment where it all begins...well, all that preparation is really just the start-up.

          When you have that moment of the curtain going up......or the party tables are already and the first guests are starting to arrive..... there's nothing like it!  It's not a movie. A movie is different - a movie you can walk out on and the movie doesn't care!

          The party .....the play ...both are affected by your presence...... you never know exactly what is going to happen at a party or at a play and it will never be there again!   You can record the play ....you can remember the place..... you can remember the party when Uncle Willie put a lampshade on his head and danced around the room with your auntie and everybody got hysterical and your mother wet her pants laughing. But it will never be again.

           The movie will be exactly the same again...... pause it,  rewind it ...you can discuss a movie and what the director wanted..... but the party...... the theater will never be the same again and that is why theater will never die .....never disappear.... and that is why parties will always be with us.....

And there is the other element of the party when you think back when you look at the pictures .....that person has moved away .......that person has had a baby those folks got divorced and someone probably died.

So in the scheme of things that's why I like plays....... I enjoy the wondering who exactly is going to show up who is going to have a good excuse and who never planned to come and showed up anyway!!

And when you finish the party and you're cleaning up and you have all of the elements of the memories of the party there's always that one memory .....who will be at the next party ...and who will not.

So gotta go .....I gotta get ready for the party. 

            (Turns to leave, stops, looks back)

Hope you can come!

            (Exits to a great party - and it was!  Happy Birthday to my quarter century old son)


          
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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Saturday, November 26, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #1018 For Those by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 26, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!


            first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 990!
 
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Monologue Mania Day #1018 For Those by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 26, 2016
                                                   For Those
                                                    (For Senior Channel)
                                  A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved
                                                                        tigerteam1@gmail.com   

             (Actor enters, looking around, sees mark on ground)

Here?  Is this the spot?  Good!

            (Takes deep breath, smooths hair, stands up straight)

Watching this channel, it has come to my attention that,  ....there are people who say that, as you get older, things get easier,  wisdom replaces naivete, patience replaces anxiety and life becomes much more simple.

For those people, I have only one thing to say....

(Very loud!)   HA!

          (Nods and smiles, turns to leave, stops, looks back)

To reiterate......(very loud)  HA!

     (Exits laughing)
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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Friday, November 25, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #1017 My Favorite Present by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 25, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!


            first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 990!
 
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Monologue Mania Day #1017 My Favorite Present by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 25, 2016

                                    My Favorite Present
                                                     by Janet S. Tiger 
                                         © 2014 all rights reserved 
                                                tigerteam1@gmail.com

                  (A woman skips onstage - she can be of any age, but when she skips onstage, she is five years old, and she is very happy)

(Singing)  Happy birthday to me!  Happy birthday to me!  Happy Birthday dear meeeee, Happy birthday to me!

Oooh, I just love my birthday!   It is the best day of my whole life!  It is better than Christmas, because....(not as happy) I have to share Christmas with the baby Jesus......(back to happy)  .....and I suppose the presents are nice, but on my birthday it's all about ME!

            (She continues to skip around.)

Have you figured out yet, that today is (shouts)  My Birthday!  

             (Throws open her arms)

And I am going to be FIVE!

            (She counts on her fingers)

One, two, three, four….FIVE!

And I get to go to real school, and that is going to be SO much fun!

I can hardly wait for this afternoon!  We’re going to have a party, and I am going to get my favorite present of all time!  Can you guess?  It’s a bicycle!

            (Holds her arms around herself and whirls around)

Oooh!  I have wanted a real bicycle since I was a baby!

(More serious)  Not one of those …(says it with disgust)…TRI-CYCLES!

I am not a baby!  I want a real bicycle!  One with training wheels that get taken off!  One with blue stripes!  

            (Looks at the audience)

Oh, Aunt Hattie, I didn’t realize you were here!  Did you come for the party?

            (Listens)

What?

What do you mean, momma had a baby?  Last night?   (Suddenly realizes)   Is Momma ok?  (Listens, relieved)  Oh, good!   (A bit deflated)  I don’t understand. 

 (Less happy) …. we already have a baby, my brother, Luke, doncha remember?

……..(Back to herself)  ….I don’t remember much about when Luke came, I was little then, I still had to ride a….Tri- cycle.

            (Listens)

(Disappointed)  So, Momma won’t be here today?  Oh, that’s too bad…….but what about the party?  (Listens, relieved)  Oh, thank you, Aunt Hattie!  My party is so important!

            (Listens, getting very upset)

What do you mean my birthday present is a new baby?  I don’t want a new baby!  All babies do is cry and I have to be quiet so I don’t wake him up, and Mommy and Daddy are too busy for me!  And anyhow, I was supposed to be getting a bicycle!    (Almost in tears)  I want a bicycle! 

            (Looks at the audience, listens, relaxes)

Okay, I won’t worry…too much.  I mean, how many babies do we need?  That will make….
            (counts on her fingers)

One, two babies……(wails) .and I don’t even have one bicycle!

            (She now changes – if the actress wants, she can remove a sweater to reveal a party dress, but the easy way is to take out a birthday hat and strap it on, it’s party time….she is listening, others are singing to her, she mouths the words, very happy)

(Quiet)  Happy Birthday to……me!

            (Jumps up and down – blows out the candles)

Let’s open the presents!  I don’t care about the cake today!

            (She rips open the packaging, throwing things to the side.)

Very nice, very nice…….

            (Looks around, isn’t there anything else?)

(Disappointed)  Is that all?  I thought……that….well…..

            (Her head slumps, then picks up)

Where are you going, Aunt Hattie?

            (She starts jumping up and down)

Is that for me?  Oooh….it’s just what I wanted!

            (She holds the bicycle, down on her knees and wraps her arms around it)

It’s the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world!  I love it!  I’m gonna keep it forever!

            (She ‘rides’ it around the stage in ecstacy.  Looks to the audience)

Can I sleep with it?

            (Sad)

But I love it so much!

(Thinking)  Will Daddy be able to teach me how to ride today – without the training wheels?
      (Looks around.)

Where is Daddy?  I mean this is a special day!

            (Listens)
Mommy’s home!  Yeah!  Maybe she can teach me how to ride this bicycle!


            (Listens, disappointed)

Oh, she’s in bed…….can she teach me later. When she gets out of bed?

(Listens)  What?  Another present?....But I have everything I want…..

            (Looks into audience.)

Oh.  My new……(surprised)……sister?

            (Holds out her arms a little reluctantly)

Okay, but then I’m gonna go out and start riding my bicycle…..

            (She holds the new sister…..gingerly at first, then less so, then she is bored)

Can I go play now?

            (Listens, she just wants to go)

Yes, she seems nice…..

            (Turns to go, is called back)

(Sincere) Thank you, God,  for Mommy being all right….(less sincere) and for my new sister, and ….can I go now?

            (As she leaves, she is joyous, taking her bike)

This is the best birthday of my whole life!

            (She takes off the party hat, and puts on a mature jacket, she is now an adult)

And it was…….. because that bicycle lasted for years!

And now, I have a slightly better bicycle….and I am looking forward to using it, this weekend for the Pedals for the Cause, because we’ve been lucky, my dear sister, you and I and our children are healthy and strong - but others haven’t been so lucky, so off we ride! Thank you Senior Channel for letting us spread the word on such a good cause.   

            (She starts to leave, then turns back)

 (More serious)   I may have loved that bicycle.....and I sure love my new 10-speed!... But you…..(chokes up a bit)….you were and are .....the best present, and, on our birthday, I am sending you this Happy Birthday - Happy Birthday twin!

            (She exits, we hear her singing lightly - 'Happy Birthday to us....' The end - but we also need to see an end to cancer, so  please support Pedal the Cause San Diego)  

Thank you!  And for my birthday twins - my sis and Carla - Happy Birthday!  And many,many more!
                               

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Monologue Mania Day #1016 Every by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 24, 2016

Welcome to Monologue Mania- one new free* monologue a day- -and still going!

            first   year -  Feb. 13, 2014 - Feb. 12, 2015  second year -  Feb. 13, 2015 - Feb. 12, 2016  third year -  Feb. 13, 2016 -  today!           *********                                                        
I've continued with a monologue a day until the spirit moves me to stop, so if you have any ideas for a monologue you want me to write, please let me know at tigerteam1@gmail.com.
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues- for a list of the titles and blurbs from each                                                                                                                                              day, click here  There are now over 990!
 
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Monologue Mania Day #1016 Every by Janet S. Tiger (c) Nov. 24, 2016

                                                 Every
                               A monologue by Janet S. Tiger   © all rights reserved
                                                                        tigerteam1@gmail.com   


Every day in the summer we went to the beach, every month we took a nature walk,  every year we went to Thanksgiving dinner with my mother treating so no one had to work all day.

Every.

Every morning I make my husband's breakfast because he can't see as well anymore since the stroke. I get the tea ready and then I prepare his eggs just in case I'm not there when he gets up.

Every day I take care of many things for many people and what I am not taking care of I am worrying about so....perhaps you could say I worry every minute of every day. But that would sound very depressing so I won't say.

Every second of every day I am grateful. I am grateful to be alive - grateful to those who helped me stay alive, and thankful for the chance to be grateful.

I am grateful now for every second I received my entire life on this, the last day of my 60th year - I am grateful that tomorrow I will be 61.

I am grateful for my friends and family. My family by and large are my friends and my friends have become my family too so I am doubly blessed. I have two beautiful children who are good people - smart, generous, good at heart. I have been blessed with so much and I am so very grateful for my health - the sunshine I get to see everyday -or the rain  -both are beautiful in their own day.

This has been an amazing year  - I get to write and it will be produced, every moment is a gift -every one is a gift - every gift a blessing.

Thank you God for letting me come to this season. My mother and father - thank you -are still with us in pretty good shape for their ages. My husband, after the stroke, is much better and everyday is also a blessing.  My brother and my sister and her husband are all near, and that too is a blessing - and all their connections are mine, too, related by marriage and by friendship and by love.

Thank you God for giving me such bounty and on this day it is a special thing - but for me it is every minute of every day that I say thank you.

Amen.

And thank you for this wonderful device and every person who invented it or developed it and produced it in faraway countries because I was able to walk in the sunshine and write this today. And I do not have to print anything on a piece of dead tree because all trees are my friends........

And now let's eat!!
        (No exit today, just an entrance to a wonderful food experience!  Hope everyone reading enjoyed their Thanksgiving!)

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Janet S. Tiger    858-736-6315                CaregiversAnon.org
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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Note: A few words about 'free' -  all these monologues are protected under copyright law and are free to read, free to perform and video as long as no money is charged. Once you charge admission or a donation, or include my work in an anthology, you need to contact me for royalty